Will's Rock and Stone Birthday Charity Dig for Direct Relief!

No, Will. I'm not going to do it.
I feel like you're going to let him know.
Happy birthday, Will.
Thanks, Matt. Welcome, YouTube Janets. And also, I guess Janet is in a way more eternal than Brad in that Janet, if you were watching this later and you're like, "Wow, that's like a 11 and almost 12 hour VOD of two guys playing Deep Rock Galactic." And that seems like a thing I want to put on while I work today. Thank you for being here. Uh yeah, today
my phone just let me know that we're live.
Wow.
There we are.
Wow. Amazing. Uh that if you if you've never seen us before, that's Matt. I'm Will. Uh today we're raising money for Direct Relief. Um and that's the plan. That's what we're doing. We're here. We're going to be playing some Deep Rock Galactic with Crowd Control on. There are links down below if you're on YouTube or in the profile boxes if you're on Twitch. Uh, and you can donate money and cause chaos. So, uh, make sure

if you want to get in on the chaos, you donate through crowd control. If you have no desire for chaos, but would like merely to do some good with a couple of dollars, um, you can use the Tiltify link to donate directly there. Um, yes, we are indeed alive.
Well, what when you were coming up with with this wonderful charitable uh uh hoot nanny for direct relief?
Sure. Um, what what led you toward playing Deep Rock Galactic for 12 hours with a litany of special guests?
I think really it was uh the nonsense. This is so Matt's birthday tends to be a thing where we have a story that's like very focused and like it's trying to get through as much of Fallout as we can as you all drown Matt and Brahman, which is fine. Um, uh, is a palent drum orderly? Big question. Big question.
Dorine, thank you so much for that $444.

Yeah. Um, the [clears throat] the the buyin for my birthday is a little more Bradlike. It's a little more chaotic. It's a little more nonsensical. So, this way I get to play with friends, right? That's pretty big. Multiplayer is kind of cool. I get to invite some friends from my streaming network here on Twitch to come and hang out and maybe play a couple missions of Deep Rock Galactic, some of them for the first time. So, that'll be fun. Uh, and we are just going to hang out and you all get to more chances to try and murder me. So, that's the plan. Um, please please enjoy that uh as as we go. Um,
will because crowd control is on and I am new to Deep Rock Galactic. It it will this progress continue on my character?
Yes, this is a very interesting thing. Coffee Stain has deemed the crowd control mod approved, which means that

all of the experience that you earn as we play will count. However, we may not succeed on as many missions.
Right. Right. Right. We might otherwise because I you know the the ability to summon every boss in the game on top of us for the right amount is is a little much.
Of course. Also, S, thank you so much for that $25. They very much we very much appreciate it. Um
also nice.
Also nice. Oh. Oh yeah, there it is. I even missed that.
Yeah. And for the friends over on YouTube, um here are our goals for the day. Very simple goals. $500. Matt and I will begin drinking grog. It's not It's not necessarily alcoholic grog, but grog. Um, we'll explain that bit when we get to it. At $1,500 or whenever the packages get here, if that's after when we get to $1,500, cuz my planning skills for this were I missed a thing.

We missed a thing.
A thing. Um, we we will execute a costume change. And then at $3,000, we'll be running um a Saturday Community Chaos stream here on Twitch. Um to which all of you are of course invited. We will have a poll in the Discord for what game we play. And it'll be a Saturday full of nonsensical uh wonderfulness.
Nice.
Baja Grug. Yes.
Also, uh these are coming in a little bit faster and I have to keep refreshing because normally I'm not on the other side of this. Uh, Grunkle Lurker, thank you so much for that $10.7. And then I believe something came in right after
69.44 plus 10 10 7 is 6951.
Um, so
chaotic number chaotic number. Oh yeah, sorry. Also, uh, Janet on YouTube. Um, in case you don't know, will is team chaos and I am team order. Meaning, I

like it when the number is nice and smooth and shiny, and Will likes it when it's jagged and insane.
That's right. I like numbers that feel like broken glass.
Yeah,
it's great.
We were talking I was talking to um to Adam Chase of Jetlag Fame, um who will be, I believe, joining us later today. And um there's a there's a I don't know, have you heard of Kiki and Boba? It's like sounds or objects or like Kiki is sharp and Boba is like round and soft.
So like I guess
Yeah.
I don't know which we'd be.
That's a great question.
On to the next question.
Uh shall we shall we sign into the game, Matt, because we're
Yes. Oh, also Nova brings up if you want to get into the crowd control, there is a link in the description. If you just want to donate and don't care about participating in crowd control, there is a Tiltify link. All the links are around.
Uh will is there a button on Twitch if people are on Twitch and there's a Is

there just a link on YouTube?
Yes.
Or is there a button on YouTube? Cool.
There there buttons on YouTube as of yet elude me. I will I will confess. But there are links down in the description of the stream if you're on YouTube. And there are buttons in the profile of the account of our of our like page if you're on Twitch.
There we go. Book, thank you so much for that $149. Bring us back to a nice clean number of $81. [groaning]
All right.
Will is there a way to actively make the Tiltify feed that I am looking at just auto update or do I have to refresh every time?
Slowly.
Okay.
It does very slowly. All right. So,
look. Here we are. I'm a minor.
That's right. M I N E R. He's definitely too old to be the other kind.
I know
if if
Yeah. And Jamie just yelled when you talked about this. We're old. A minor. Jamie. Like someone who works in a mine.
Yeah. And they call it mine.

A mine.
Uh okay. So um if the mods if mods who are around want to jump in, that is okay. The mods have all prepared themselves to be uh assisting in this manner. Um,
lurker, I will a,000% be a minor inconvenience.
Yeah, s you should be able to rightclick join on me and grass should too if you you in steam. Yeah, that's true. Nova is here to do the heckling. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Assisting. That's correct. Um, so if you're not familiar with Deep Rock Galactic, here's what's up. We are dwarves uh mining for an international for an interstellar mining conglomerate known as the Brock Galactic. Um and we are going to be going on various incendiary mining missions uh to the planet below um Hawkus. Uh and as we do that, we will be earning uh experience and
we are unbreakable.

We fight for rock and stone. Uh, and we'll be earning cosmetics and cool stuff. Um, but we'll also be completing
alone and not hurled, kicked, tossed, or in any way moved around.
Mission control is always upset with us. Um, so yeah, we're going to be we're going to be doing the thing. Uh, yeah, they're here to help. Huh? No, we're not. That's correct. Yes, rock and stone to all of you. So,
okay, I'm going to be I'm going to be selfish. What? Um,
Ranger, what
what happened?
So, Ranger has decreed that
please just let the barrel
he will be matching all donations up to a total of,000.
Wait, what?
What?
Wait,
bro. We have been live for 25 minutes. It is too early for me to comprehend

your generosity.
I'm just gonna Yeah. All right. So, Chad, if you want to make your money go a little further, you can you can donate.
Deeply appreciate it. You are
You are You are a legend.
Yeah. Um Okay. All right. Well, that means that
Yeah. We need to give people ways to start spending coins. So, um, we're going to do, uh, we're going to do like a selfish a selfish um, uh, thing. Um, we're going to do the mission I need for my for my mission. Uh, uh, this one will probably get us maybe killed. Uh, but that's okay.
Mission selected. Powering up the
How did I get up there?
I needed
Whoa. What just happened?
Uh, that's that's what happens when you drink Ark and Stout. Should I drink something before we leave?
Oh, yeah.
Uh, no, it's probably fine.

Okay.
Uh, um, oh, did I get the right gun?
I did. Okay, cool. All right, dying is hashtag contact. Making pallet drop is harder, but that's that doesn't mean it can't be done.
Look, thank you so much for Yeah. So, that's like a thing that you can do. Um, you can spawn confetti. And as we get into the mission, there will be more things that you can do. You can see the whole the whole slew of ridiculous uh options that are available to you. Um, we will we do have a 30-se secondond grace period when the mission starts. So, uh, if you're like, why are why aren't things happening? It's cuz we get like 30 seconds so everyone can run away from me because most of the things spawn on me or happen to me. I hate this damn planet.
I'm ready for a beer when this is over.
I like everyone's outfits.
Get ready.
30 seconds. Yeah. Will not be long enough. Oh god. Especially when we spawn

into a picked up a sending you in a long as possible.
Do we know which direction to go? Uh,
so that's that is what the um
shimmering light. Go get him, boy.
Ow.
By the way, these aren't even Okay. Yeah, there we go. All right, Grace is over. So, we have some pet ghosts. You can see them. This is This is Doride and that's booking. Uh, so for instance, those are things which you all can spawn and they will have your name on them and you can they'll follow us around. Okay. Um, I'm going to run now.
Do we know where we're supposed to go?
Uh, you know, that's a really great question. Um, no.
All right. I'm going to try to drill up here.
Oh, yes. Uh, we do. It's up. Yeah, it's up here.
Oh, god. Run. Run.

Why? What? Where? explosions. We're up. We're up at the top.
Okay, great. Excellent. Uh there's a Christmas present. It's from Doride.
Oh, it's a bunch of Thanks. It's a bunch of
the loot and I'm not so proud of awesome.
Got to find another place to dump the minerals.
Uh
I don't fully know what our goal is here. I collect these things, I guess, right? Uh [groaning] uh Noob Squ. Hello. Hello. How are you? All right. So, you see the glowing thing in the wall that's right there. Matt,
something.
Uh glowing thing in the wall. Oh, yeah. The
We need seven of those. We also need 14 Evo nuts, but those are like the little things.
Okay. Uh, I guess I could try to like drill over to it.

Uh, yes. Yeah, it's tab for for Matt, but um for me it's a select. And the reason I've got that set up is that uh I cannot easily use a keyboard for two computers with Deep Rock cuz it hates that.
Okay, we are all slightly faster and fart rainbows.
Oh wow.
For the next little bit. And we've got a battle sentry. We've got all kinds of stuff. Uh, so the Oh god. It's fine. That wasn't even crowd control. That was just me falling. Um,
it's okay. It's okay. We're fine.
Probably. Uh. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Oh god. Mud's fine.
I don't know.
Oh god. Okay. Well, um uh Oh, boy. Okay. Yep. All right. Well, okay. Chat already got me down. Um,
how do I help you?
You come over and you press X. But they definitely gooed me. I got lost in the walls.
That's okay. That will happen.
Platform.
I was trying to get to the thing we need.
That's Yeah. You know what? That's how

most of this
Oh, no. No. No. No.
Thank you.
I'm okay.
Are you ready?
Oh, that's right. I know why we're having problems. It's because this is an ice physics level.
Oh. Hey, do Oh, there's a ledge there. Okay, it's fine. It's fine. Yeah, that's actually why we put you on Driller so that you could do this stuff.
How do I Oh,
you go.
I owe you one, brother.
There we go.
Watch those uh those balls. They will curlode.
All right. So, what? Okay.
Okay. Okay. So, we're trying to get the glowing thing out of the wall and put it in the thing. Right. So, there's like a little there's a um
I tried drilling up there.
All right.
Aquaman, thank you so much for the $10.

I think I missed some before.
Yeah, we we did. We're already uh we're already over $100. That's amazing. And remember, Okay. All right.
Contact looking.
I can't see anything. And it's very cold.
Let there be light. One sent gun ready to be built.
Ow. Ready.
Oh, I'm on I'm under flint lock. That's why I can't control myself. Okay. All right. Yep. Uh-huh. Okay. Great. Yep. All right. This is awesome. Everything's fine.
No, it's definitely not fine.
Enjoy this first hour.
Yeah. No, this is Yeah. Mhm.
Oh god.
Yeah, that's Mhm. Yep. Anyway, uh so chat, thank you so much for getting all

of this nonsense handled. Appreciate it.
Oh, hey, there's a thing. Oh, someone sunk our equipment. Amazing.
Oh god, what does that mean? What does that mean?
It needs We need you to come over here and dig this out.
Oh god.
Uh, okay. That's an arc stout. Okay. Yeah. Okay. This is about the right level of chaos. By the way, this is this is as we anticipated.
Oh boy. [music] I This drill overheats too fast.
No, that's not an Aquark. Aquarks also have like blue little um thingies like these. Okay, we got to
sync our equipment.
Uh that's like a couple bucks. It's generally this is like the worst mission

for it.
Okay.
Uh here uh Aqua can come into the the the thingy.
Hold on. I'm I'm getting I'm getting got
Oh, that's true. There is C4. You do have C4.
Uh oh. Should I throw that? I
I mean, you can. There are consequences to to doing that.
Should I do here? Let's do it again. Watch out.
Oh god.
Get out. Get out of there. Get out of there.
But I was I was there first.
Get out of there.
I was turning south. Oh god. Clutched. Oh, I clutched it up, chat. I fell through a hole and I clutched it up. Oh my god, that was so close. I almost died to my own stupidity. Hey, there's just a random loose aquark on the ground.
Lurer, wait. So, okay. So, do I should I still be drilling us at it? Like, we're

kind of
I mean, you know, I'm going to leave it up to your best judgment here. You lie down forever.
Is this a creass? Did we open? Did we get a creass? Uh, by the way, chat, there is no cool down on a bunch of the little mobs. Um, so you can essentially brew your own swarm, right? like uh you can like if if a bunch of people want to like do a couple bucks and spawn your own swarm, there are very real chances that you can get us to fail missions, just so we're all aware. Oh god,
I'm almost out of uh drilling fuel.
Okay, well I'm I'm getting more. Oh god. Oh god. Looks
okay. We haven't gotten any. Oh well,
we have we've gotten we've gotten six of the seven.
Okay,
we're almost done. I have the seventh one. if if no one has a better one. But

I have to bring it up there. Oh god.
Boom, baby.
And I'm down here away from all of you. So, I actually don't know how to get up there.
There's an aqua here.
Where?
Oh,
the zip line is so much more helpful than the
Well, okay. But remember, you can just make like they're they're very helpful in two different ways, right? The zipline is good for like open space and the drill is good for making open space. [screaming]
Looking for stuff.
Nope. I found a thing. I found a a barley

bulb.
Okay, that's good. We use those to buy beer.
Well done. You got them all.
Okay, great.
So, we don't have to get in the
uh
uh eba nut.
Yeah, I ebanuts are for the secondary objective.
Oh,
where is the I'm so confused about, you know, I'm going to stop asking questions.
Did they sync our thing again? Yes.
Do we need to do anything with that?
You know, probably not. There's a button we need to push on that thing. So,
I miss you, girl.
I'll find it. Although, I'm going to need some uh Oh,
I found the button. You want to hit it?
God damn it.
Yeah, you can hit the button again and then someone can try and come get me
if they want. Oh, I see.
It turns out ice physics are not a good warm-up level. That's That's on me.

I'm coming, Will. I'm coming, Will.
I'm I know.
Oh, boy. Uh
Will We'll find a hole. I'm like literally right there. I don't know why you're
Oh, I thought that was a pit.
No, it's just dark ice.
I'm getting wrecked.
Oh, you got you slippery [ __ ]
Was that supposed to hurt? Also, as one might imagine, I have friendly equipment.
Oh boy. Can Hey, can I get an NG platform?
Climb.
Ben's got one to spare.
Ah, there's a creass. Damn it.
Yeah, the creass.
Time to restock.
All right,
there we go. Thank you.
Oh, pod arriving. I see.
Yeah. So, the pod arrives and then we have to then we have to do stuff and then
some of the ammo.

Oh, I got a I got a big uh object
a big object. I'm going to need you to be more specific.
I can't.
Okay, great. Uh wait, how do we get to $320 while we were just busy dying?
I don't know where I am.
That's you know. Okay. So, you can press uh left bumper or sorry, you can uh there's a button to like push down a marker. Hold on. I can see you. Okay. Go straight up. If you There's a button. Okay. That's Oh, hey, look. All of the All of the stuff is pride vision.
Okay. How do I
I want to take this big thing. Do I I just drill up, I guess.
Yeah. Oh yeah,
getting more ammo.
We need four eonuts, by the way.
Euts.

Oh, hey, I got some malt stars. That's nice.
All up to you.
By the way, I do apologize for not knowing the um
drug departing in T minus 3 minutes. uh for not knowing all of the uh keyboard controls. I'm playing on controller because uh if I don't play on controller, everything goes terrible.
I think I lost the thing I was carrying. Oh no, it's here. I think I have to leave that thing behind.
Successfully retrieved. May you snap your team. The drop won't hang around forever.
I'll never get

Yeah. All right. I got to leave it. That sucks. Also, a reminder, if you've never seen the crowd control, this is this is a grunt that Book Dragon spawned, and it'll get your name on screen, so you can you can you can spawn in with your with your name in the face.
Ice physics are bad.
Oh god, I am going to leave now. Okay, I'm going to try very hard to leave now.
I'm in. I am also in.
All right, we made it out. All right.
All right, let's talk about some people that did this.
Why? Hold on. What is this number? What? Wait, what have you all done?
Oh, boy. Okay. Um, let's see here. Where did we leave off?
We were We were just Okay.
Uh, Copper, thank you so much for the $8 or $7.88. Aquaman, thank you for the $10. Sorcerer

Knight, thank you for the $25. Crow, thank you for the $50. Sorcerer Knight again for the 25. Book Dragon for$162. I see you, Book, you're trying to keep it even and I appreciate that. Uh Nadava, thank you so much for the uh rock and relief miners for $100. And Nova, thank you for the $1.38 bringing us up to $522.76. Thank you everybody.
Woo! In honor of reaching our $500 mark, I will now switch to rugg, which is anything drunk out of a tankered. We've got we've got we've got tankers and steines for the rest of today.
So, out of our out of our comfort,
I'm not going to ruin my keyboard.
Yeah,
the sheer hubris. Yeah, with 11 and 1/2 hours to go. Y'all are ridiculous.
Cheers. There were no forks in medieval

times. Therefore, there were no forks at medieval times. Would you like a refill on your Pepsi? [laughter]
This is nice.
All right. Um, excellent.
Wow. Thank you everybody. Also,
thank you.
That was very fun and chaotic. I have no idea
Huh.
what was happening
exactly. That's Welcome to 12 hours of that.
Jeez.
Um, all right. Uh, I've got equipment upgrades.
That is That is coffee for now. It's early. Give it time.
Yeah. Um I for those who are unaware, uh I can't drink. Um and so my grog is in air quotes. Um but
I'll do enough for you when we get there.
Thanks, buddy.
It's still too early.
Yeah. Okay. All right. Uh so our next mission, uh I'm working, by the way, on the assignment uh heavy duty. So, I've got some um I've got the heavy duty fixer headwear and the extra credits and crafting materials. Um even after 400

hours, game is still like that. Yeah, game is good. Game is
Oh, I can up the satchel charge now. Disarm and pick up unused charges. Oh, that's interesting.
Yo, Book, well done. The dollar 12 taking us through $525. Exactly. Well done. Well done.
Understands the assignment. Y'all are ridiculous. I don't Yeah,
Doride, that's the best news other than all the other good news that's happened today.
Good news, everyone.
That's great.
They're the best.
Um, I am drinking water flavored with bio uh sacked and Matt's drinking coffee, but it's Grog cuz it's out of dwarf appropriate uh drinking containers.
Oh, this is a great perk. Okay. Oh, interesting.
Some of the perks are very strong. Uh, can use drills sooner after an overheat? I wish I had the um the right mineral for

Wait, I Oh, no. It's a different color. Um, faster cooling for drills when not in action, but I'll take what I can get.
We got We got someone to thank Copper Chef. Thank you so much for the $15. And of course, the number that we're saying is the number that you're donating. And all of it when it goes to if you're like, "Wow, the numbers that you're saying don't add up to that number." Remember that Ranger very absurdly generously is matching donations up to $1,000 for the next like 3 hours and
which is nuts. Which means everything that you have all done will now be matched due to Rangers.
Bananas. Right. So
I just picked up my mug like I still had coffee in it. That's so stupid.
Yeah. So that number is includes the match. Um, what? Okay, great. Someone has done a great job with the chaos. Uh, [laughter] no. No, chaos only.
All right, I'm moving that away. I'm going to eat a macaron while Matt figures out what he wants to do with his

with his perks and upgrades and everything.
I think I've spent everything I can.
All right, now we're going to go do a thing that both Grass and I need. Actually, we're going to protect a drill dozer.
Let's protect that drill dozer. chat, how are you liking uh those of you who are engaging in crowd control? How are you liking this? Is it is it is it feeling rewarding? Is are you are you enjoying the making our lives digging for uh Solus Corporation harder?
That's cute.
They haven't even hit some of the big stuff yet. They can summon like a boss, like a boss boss, like one of the things that's normally the final boss of an entire mission. They can summon one. That's 25 bucks. But they can also nuke the entire mission for 100. Like, and when I say nuke the mission, I don't mean we die. I mean we probably die cuz a literal nuke goes off in the mission. We got time to duck and cover though in fairness.
Good.
Book's loving it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay.
Don't Don't do it yet. Don't do it yet.

Remember, we have 30 seconds of grace. 30 seconds. By the way, 30 seconds is much less time than you think it is. Okay, so the mission is unpack the drill dozer.
We're after an Omaran Hearthstone. In order to extract it, we're sending in an autonomous drill.
Oh, here. I have an idea. I have an idea.
Driller will automatically home in on the Hearthstone. So, your job will be to escort it and keep it running.
Oh, look at me. I'm fine.
Stand clear of the landing zone, team. Drill dozer coming in.
Yeah. Gray Spirit is now over. Good luck.
Yeah.
Oh god, what just Okay, there's the drill.
And if you're wondering why in the world is uh is Will so far away from everyone else, a bunch of the stuff centers on me. So I save everyone. Like if you if you summon a creass or a a boss or whatever, it summons on me because I'm

the one with the mod installed. Not
starting the drill, right? Suckers. Let's get this mission rolling.
Actually, Grass got a Grass got a thing for playing with us last night. Oh god.
This is a creass. It will kill you.
Wait, the drill just went away. What?
Oh god.
Void is up.
Okay, good to know. Oh, we've got a thick bug. Look at this. Look at this. Hippie summoned a thick bug. It's a It's a loop bug, but it's all cheed up. Look at it. Look at it. Hold on. I got to go get this.
Where is it?
It's over here. Look at this. Hold on.
We got a big horde of enemies approaching the drill dozer. Defend it or die trying.
Where is it?
It's up here.
Okay, but we also need to like
I caught the wall.
Oh boy.
You want something done right? You got to do it yourself.

Let there be law. on.
Oh god. Oh god.
Oh yeah. This this this is what could happen. Oh god. Now we need your flip throw out. Just indiscriminately. If you hit us, that's okay.
Yeah. So you see how one person summoned a bunch of stuff. You can buy multiple at the same time of a thing. Um and so you can create your own little swarm. Let's get
medic eliminated.
So, some of this is and and uh if you're familiar with the game, obviously uh this will get a little easier. If you summon it at the same time that a naturally occurring swarm happens, we might just be screwed. Uh so, I am I am here to tell you, and the reason I'm giving chat some help is that a lot of chat is maybe not the most familiar with um
refill the fuel mounted on its back. with Deep Rock. Um, it's not something

we've played a lot as a community. Um, though we've liked it when we have played it.
Yeah. All right. What do I do with these canisters?
Uh, so it's got like a laser on it and you see how uh grass is like pointing at the wall and and sort of shooting the wall with the canister. You got to do that.
Is it a specific kind of
Yeah. Um, there's a Yeah, there's like a stripey thing. Oh. Oh, nice. A present.
Oh god, that's not a present.
Oh boy. [screaming] A
grapple faster. Grapple faster. Grapple faster.
Grenade. Grenade. Grenade.
Kill that rocks larva.
This way.
Okay. Run, run, run, run, run, run, run. That thing blows up and it will kill you.
Yeah. Oh god, that was a crater.
The drill dozer.
Oh god. And now the thing is hurt and we can't fix it.
Why can't we fix it?

Uh cuz it's per like if it loses an entire health bar, the damage is permanent.
Oh, it goes slower.
Uh yeah. Well, yeah. And we're going to have to defend it at the end from like an assault.
Um this not good though. This very not good.
Which which which uh rock do I refill it with?
Okay. So there's a there's a blue and black stripey rock. blue and black stripey rock. Um, let me
see if I can get up here.
Yeah, that that stuff. Yeah, the stuff that just got pinged up there.
Oh, way up there.
Uh, how the hell?
Well, part of it's the platforms. die.
Oh, there's one over here, too.
Yep.
The drill dozer is under attack. Get it

fixed up before we lose it.
Drill dozer.
Supply t inbound.
How? Whoa. Hi. I got to When we plug this back in, remember I got to reload. Oh.
Oh, I'm just down killed.
Uh, we can come back to you.
Thanks.
Thank you, Chad, for the resupply pod.
While I wasn't paying attention. I deeply appreciate your commitment to keeping me alive and up and having ammo.
I needed that.
Well done.
That was good.
That was very good. I did not notice that. That was uh me. um getting the the resupply. Uh well done. I got killed by a resupply. By the way, today is all just clips. So, please please feel free to just clip all of the

ways that you get me killed.
All right. Where the heck is more of this fuel?
Uh well, some of it I think got blown up and that's probably why we're having problems. Uh,
okay.
See here. Let's build.
All right. We see some over here. Now, getting there, that's another issue.
Go get him, boy.
Um. Oh, boy. Die, monsters. All right, I'm going. It's too far to drill.
I love this grappling hook.
Oh, there's a there's a zip line.
I can't use a zip line.

No, but you can use someone else's zipline. You can't use Yeah, you don't have your own zipline, but you can use someone else. H. Can someone zipline up to that bit here? Oh, it looks like Okay. Well, I need to get up there, too. How do they get there?
Fuel canister loaded.
Um,
maybe I shouldn't be the one filling this thing cuz I don't have the mobility.
Platform.
Hey, there's a fuel canister. Matt, where are you?
I'm up top. I'm trying to get like There's still more up here where um I don't know who that is over there cuz they don't actually say names over our heads. Uh, so if you toss towards here,
see where I am?
Yeah.
Lights up.
You see the light to your right?
Mhm.
Yeah, it's right there. No, I need to get there. That's the problem.
Okay. Um, you can throw it to me. So, you can uh

No, you want me to throw it?
Yeah, you can throw it at me.
Uh, what's the throw? Uh,
it should be left click. You charge like a left click and it'll shut like a bar and then you can Oh. Oh, no.
That's okay. I got it. I need y'all to cover me. There is one one of them is done. And we need to cover the thing. And while that's happening, I'm going to God, having my mouse free of the game is also so good for just like to do donations.
Darren, thank you as much for the 50.
Thank you. Thank you. We'll we'll announce donos when we're done, too.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, thank you so much for the 2583. Thank you all so much. You all are ridiculous. I did I you know I I never we never know what to expect and we definitely don't know what to expect [music] when the world looks like the way the world does right now.
Um and that's actually why we've chosen Direct Relief is that Direct Relief is really good at picking things where a

little will go a long way.
Yes.
Um and that's a thing that we think is like very Nessa right now.
Oh god. Oh god. I'm going to go down. Oh, I think you're fine. You're fine. Amazing.
Amazing.
Cuz there's some
Bye. Bye, Will.
Yeah, there's
Oh, I see. Okay. Okay. Okay. I see it. I see it. I see it. I understand. I'm sorry. I apologize. I see. They have made me a stairway to the the last bit of oil shell, which I've got.
I'm surprised we didn't die. I'm surprised, too. I had full shields.
Exterminate fleas. Where do you find the fleas?
Uh, so they're like little blue um likely looking critters that run around uh and you can uh kill them pretty easily. Ooh, gold.

The red eye is furring like a kitten.
Just getting gold. Don't mind me.
He out here trying to do a mission. Matt, well, what if we grab shiny stuff instead?
Yeah. I mean, that's Isn't that the whole point?
Don't we all get the gold? We did.
Canister full.
So, really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Neutralized.
Okay. All right. Okay. All right. Coming. I'mma come. All right. Great. Great. Great. Great. Great. All right. So, now we have to move this to the next stage. Uh, and try very
Oh no.
Second block.
I'm down.
Is fueled and ready to go.
Where are you?
They got me in the meantime.

Oh, you got me.
I got you.
I was trying to.
Drills are moving. Everything looks fine, but expect that to change soon. I also love that the game doesn't know what to do with like this amount of terrain deformation, so it just has you like
riding. Okay. All right. Macaroon.
Maroon.
I want to ride the the Killozer. By the way, there is a um
Hey, Sentinel watching from Australia right now. 1 a.m. We're doing good.
We're Brock and Stone.
Brock and Stone.
Go guys. You got this. I'm lying. They don't got this. Thanks. We knowing.

Oh boy. Yep. No, I'm inclined to believe we might not got this.
Nope. No, we definitely don't got this.
What is the dreadnot? Where is it?
Uh, well, it's around. You'll see it. It's that Okay. Yep. It's that thing that just killed me.
Where are you?
Uh, on the dozer, fortunately.
Okay. I fell off the dozer.
Uh-huh.
Oh, is that the dreadnot? I see it. incoming.
Inhibitor field up.
Excellent.
All right. Dreadnot.
Okay, we're all right. We're okay. I think God, we're running out of resources.
Yep. The one of the reasons that stuff is costed the way it is, if you're not familiar, is that it might not kill us

immediately,
but we will run out of ammo.
And when we run out of ammo, we're going to die when the drilling commences,
right? So, we now have to spend a bunch of time uh doing like
uh looking for more Nitra.
What is this?
Um the glyphid bolt crasses,
the crown joker.
Oh god. Um, well that's H. We need to lure that away from Detta like immediately. Like it needs like Come here. Come here. Come here.
And I can throw a C4 on it.
Yeah, but don't do that now cuz it blows up when it dies.
I know.
That's Oh, hey. Oh god. All right. Well, that's Yeah. Uh uh. Uh.
Do you not perceive me?
Hey, could you perceive us less? That would be
all right. I don't need Listen, this was a mistake. Grenade.
I'm down.

Okay, great.
Where is that damn tin?
Oh, hippie, thank you so much for the shield.
Thank you, Hippie. That's going to blow. Okay, apparently I'm down too.
We can't run out of ammo.
Oh, come on, Crown.
This is to be fair. This is what we wanted.
I know.
We're going to fail this mission probably. Now, the good news is that we do get some stuff, but the bad news is that we do need to do this again for
Where are you, Will? You up again?
Uh, yeah. I'm up. They got me up. All right.
Where's Oh, there's the dreadnots over there. Jeez. Okay.
That's Oh, that's not a hole. Okay, cool. Great. Awesome. We got to fix the Oh, there's a resupply there. Good. I'm going to need that.
And I'm going to fix I'm going to fix this real quick.

Grabbing ammo.
So, you got So, the trick to this is you see it's big. Do you see it's big bulb's butt?
Oh god, I am like out of ammo. Oh boy. Got to shoot in the butt. Slow down, please.
Okay, I have one. I am at one. Oh. Ow. Okay. Where is this thing?
Uh, it's it's uh it's over to like if you're looking at from Jerretta at the thing, it's like the right Oh god, there's another thing.
Ready to kill some more.
I am. Well, we've been we've got two turrets and
everyone get away from it.
Take it easy.
I'm down. Damn it. I kept trying to do the C4 to it. Hold on. I'm dealing with the oppressor that nobody spawned, by the way. That's a naturally occurring oppressor. I'm coming.

Oh, Firebird says they just came from the friend slop uh short and they think the term is imagine beyond imagine being proud of the point of insulting others by not having friends to game with.
Yeah. No, and I think that's that's a thing that a lot of people have said. By the way, co-op chaos seems to be the thing that most people are like down with. Um Ah, his butt's exposed. Get it in the booty. Shoot it in the booty. Get in the butt.
I am down. Great.
Careful.
Um, have you guys tried Deep Rock Galax Survival? I have. Matt has not. I'm a big fan. I think it's a very well done Bullet Heaven game. Um, if you like sort of the theming and feel of this one, you you'll like Survivor. And it's pretty cheap, too. It's like sub $20, I think. Uh, and even if it's 20, it's worth it.
This bug is wrecking our day.
That's why it's $25 in a cool down of 20 minutes. So, you can only submit one permission.

All right. I didn't want to have to do this,
but I'm going to.
It's me, you are swipe. Damn.
Thanks for siling me. Are you just literally drilling into it?
No, I was Oh god, I'm down.
All right, it's down. It's down. It's down.
I'm down, too. I'm under its corpse.
Okay, very important to know. Uh, Nadava, thank you so much for the heal. It's also important. We needed to check. I forgot to check this last night. If um if red sugar revives you, cuz normally you can't get red sugar in a down state, but at least gives it to you. All right, I'm starting this before anyone else can do anything. Did everyone take the resupply?
Can we not for this? What?
We can we not start it?
No, we can. I just wanted a resupply before we did. All right. Uh, this is another boss fight. So,

do you need this last resupply? Is that you?
I need attracting the bugs.
You and I are the lowest. You can see if you look at it, you can see there are a number of ticks on it. Each of those is 25% of our total ammo capacity. So if someone's [music] only at two ticks, they're perfect. They'll they'll use all of the resupply.
My job is light this up.
Ceiling. Uh now would not be a good time to spawn in enemies. Uh but it is certainly a time that you could spawn in enemies.
Should I help bomb this this uh
Oh boy.
Big rock.
No, you should. Oh, that was close. Uh, no, you should be uh keeping stuff off of the drill.
Um, because if the drill loses one of its health bars, we're almost certainly just going to
cuz we lost a health bar due to crowd control.
So, now would be a great time to spawn enemies only if

uh only if you want us to lose the mission, which you might, but like that's on you. I can't I can't tell you what to want. But uh
under attack.
Oh, we got a big uh glyphin oppressor up here coming.
Oh boy. Oh, we also need to destroy the um Matt, you need to destroy. You see the glowing crystals?
Just fire for drills and run through them.
The ones that are firing lasers at it.
The drills.
The ones that are firing lasers at it. Oh yeah, I see it. I'm coming. I'm coming. That's too far away.
Yep. Got you. We got the oppressor.
Little fing over here.
Thank you. I I wouldn't have known that.
Yeah. No, no. It's This is a complicated boss fight. This is uh And it's being made worse by the fact that we're like already short resources and in additional chaos from having already had

a boss fight.
Okay. Uh we're about to get knocked back and there will be another mechanic.
Uh I could really there are oh god there are floating bugs
and
contact lock and load
night has been withdrawn a supply is in
Oh thank you one
we got to
okay I'm out of ammo
that's okay there's another resupply coming down right next to Detta the drill the drill's name is Detta of Of course. Why Why would it be named anything else?
Pop the big one.
This is This is I think about the right level of chaos. I hope I hope everyone's enjoying uh this having like one of the interesting things too is that for a lot of these um

got to flee
like how much chat just gets like sort of unilaterally cause problems versus how much like the folks on screen can just gamer up uh is is like a little
sweet time old lady I've got all Hi.
Okay, last phase.
Swoon detected. Keep the drill dozer operational at all costs.
Extraction at 75.
Uh, there are floating rocks. We're going to have to deal with this
floating rocks.
Yeah, there are flying rocks that'll try and drop on the thing. Oh god, all the bugs are rainbow colors now. Swarm on the intercept course. Get ready to protect the drill dozer.
This mission is awesome.
Yeah, it is. It's great.
Like what a what a

what a simple concept. Take it to its natural conclusion. Like
Yeah, they do a really good job with a lot of those, right?
What has are we on two? Sarena could really use an armor.
Um, we might go as high as three, but like I'm also noting that like the levels of chaos we were expecting versus the levels of chaos we are receiving are somewhat inongruous. Um, so we're like we assume that this is roughly equivalent to for the DRG players. We assume crowd control is roughly has plus one. It might be has plus two depending on how many experienced DRG players are playing against us using crowd control. So,
oh yeah,
like this is equivalent of like several levels higher just from like volume. Oh god, there's a menace above.
There is a oppressor behind us. G slow.

Got him.
Keeping Detta up.
All right. Now, I must inform you as I was informed that we have a sacred duty, which is that Dreta is about to explode. Oh god, what is that? There's bunch of stabber vines. Um, we need to find Detta's head and bring it back with us. Uh, no dwarf left behind.
Um, I've got the actual objective. Uh, but the real objective is that we need to bring Dreta's head back. Uh, one of the mods will probably handle it.
How How would we find it?
Nicely done.
Uh, it's around.
Secy says this is probably has fourish. Yeah, it sounds about right based on what I've seen. It's definitely past where we normally play on has three.
Are you saying me making everything rainbow? Is it helping or hurting? It's helping actually because it makes things more visible, but not us.
So, wait, did we find her head?
Oh god. Oh, that's a whole that is a whole flipping.

What is that?
That's an all that's another objective that we have to do now that somebody's farmed.
Um, it's a it's a rock. It's an alternate objective.
Yeah, I'm drilling it.
Yeah. Uh, we may not be able to do it without like actually using the pod.
Cleansing equipment is on site.
The little face cor needs your full attention.
Getting supplies.
I've drilled through a lot of it. Yeah,
much better.
Awesome.
Or is it Can you ping it?
Uh, how do you ping?
I don't remember on keyboard.
I don't know if I'm doing damage to it or not.
It is a rock, right? Like I should be drilling it. vacuuming the phone.
No, I think we're supposed to be using these. Uh,
rocks.
Okay. All right. Oh, and it has your name.
That's cool. [screaming]

You're disgusting.
Everyone vacuum duty.
I'm out of flamethrowers already. Jeez.
Get this crap off me. Are we supposed I I'm confused in what we're supposed to be doing with um
So, uh so there are foams and there are vacuums. You're supposed to foam it and I'm supposed to vacuum
cracking a bit.
Oh god. And there's an incoming resupply.
You just got to stand back.
Yeah. Watch that resupply.
Yep.
Am I supposed to bomb this thing?
No, you're supposed to like We're supposed to clean it up. It's like a weird subobjective.
I'm down. Oh no, I'm not. No. Yes, I am. Where are you?
Right next to everybody.
Uh I see a lot of foam but no trains. Yeah. Um Oh boy.
I don't know what the I Yeah, I have no idea what's happening.
Okay. So, okay. So,
half of us have foam. We put foam on the

thing. Half of us have vacuums. We
suck vacuum.
Where do you get these items?
Uh oh. There's a there's a little
Oh, I got a ferr.
Yeah. Okay, then you just shoot foam at it.
Foaming up the area.
Okay, great. Now, before anyone else can do anything else,
let's get the blade.
Oh, there's a there's a reward in here.
Like your mother did.
Yeah.
Vacuuming the area.
Bumbling son of a mud golem. We're on the same team. Watch it.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Uh
I'm going to call in the pod. We're going to get out of here. We We need to get out of here.
Oh, there's a thing.
The rock box is contagious.
Get to the mule.
O, you're lot

break.
This is chaos.
Sit down. Rest.
Well done. All plague has collected. R&D should have a
Too bad we couldn't get two more fleas.
Uh, we'll get him on the way out.
What about this gold?
Sending in the drop.
Um, I mean, grab whatever you can, but
Oh, that's a lot of gold. Holy crap, that's a lot of gold.
Yeah. Um, Sandal says, "Probably off topic. What's your thoughts on Fasmo? Saw a reference top." I think it's cool. I'm not a big fan of spooky stuff. Um,
I like Fasmo. I
I've had a lot of good times with it. me watching my friends pick apart like Fasmo missions uh and and watching them play is great.
I think it's a really entertaining game to watch.
I agree.
All right. Uh Detta is leaving as should we
not Da Molly.
Okay.
Uh and yes, as predicted, S has

much better now.
So that's
lighting up. Stop shooting me.
Max.
Axes. Axes. Axes
up
and allies.
What is this thing?
You trash Kyle. Thank you so much for the birthday wishes. It is indeed already a great one. We got the friends coming by a little bit. Um
yeah, in about 15 minutes, I believe, was the first guest.
Freak of nature.
We'll go through all the donos, the kit, while when we escape this. Oh, yeah. I remember this room. This room is awful.
Keep it that way.
If we don't get the fleas, that's okay. We'll get out alive. And that's the big part. Every time we get out alive with [music] chat throwing two extra boss

objectives at us, I'm going to call it a win. Even if we don't get all of the objectives and stuff, right? Cuz like I have I have assignments like
easy. Oh, there's a fleet.
Initiating launch sequence.
Debbra Galactic thanks you for your good work. Drug pod will leave with or without you.
Where'd it go?
Secondary completed.
Collect your bonus.
Watch your fire.
How do we get up there? Uh, you use a use a some kind of zip line or a drill or whatever. Okay,
drop departing in tminus 3 minutes.
Thank you for building.
Cluster out. Save yourself.
I'm under the drop pod.
Okay,
friendly fire. [groaning and screaming]
All right, I think
get out of this cluster grenade.
Oh, it's over there. We're here to shoot the ones we know.
You got two minutes. You got plenty of

time.
Yep. I'm I'm fighting an oppressor over here by myself.
Maybe not by myself. I wish I could see our our names over our heads.
Oh, okay. That was a huge bummer.
Uh, it's okay. Um, you if you hold the button for the terrain scanner, you should be able to. Also, what? Hold on. Wait, what? also. Oh, who that
is down.
Y'all y'all what the hell?
Thank you so much for the 19 $100.98.
Dog, thank you so much for the $100. Rabian, thank you so much for the $100.
Jeez. Um, let Yeah. We're we're going to thank people properly as soon as Oh god, I'm that that click is not good
everyone in limit.
Uh we're missing S. Where's S?

S.
I'm out of all ammo.
Yeah.
Is S down?
Uh no. I think he's getting up now. It just takes a second.
Thank you for the If I hit control, it shows our names.
Yeah.
Appreciate that.
And we got Detta's head after all of that. Oh god.
Yay.
No dwarf left behind.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Commencing. Good work. [screaming]
That was pretty good.
That was ridiculous.
I know this might be doubling up some folks. Yeah, but no, we could we could thank all of these people multiple times. Yeah,
let me let me uh get the list. This back end makes it hard to do. Okay,
I believe we left off

with books for team order. Copper Chef for 15. Uh Nova for a dollar. No, $1.72 is the last one. There we go. Uh Neo for 25.83. Book Dragon with $3.24. Doing it again. Saridin with $50. Thank you so much. Book with 271. Nova with $140. Then we get to CS with $198, which I think Team Chaos, you are incredibly generous, but we're fighting forever. Dog Bert $100. Thank you so much, Ramy, for $100. Happy birthday, Will. Book back to $112. Um, I appreciate the team order nonsense, bringing us to $1,329 even.
Crown uh, salutes to you on a on a on a mission. Well played. Well done.
You You went hard at us.
That That was great. We got That was a bunch of really good moments. Yeah. And thank you. Uh, I'm sure we're going to have a great time with the rest of the stream. I want this.

Oh, yeah.
I have I have stuff. I have stuff. This is not
So, because we're not doing my missions, I'm not getting like uh perks, I guess, right?
No, you are you're getting you're getting experience. You're just not getting your assignments. Um
I only have one perk point.
That's okay. Those the perk points will come from like random stuff like four egg hunts or four apocing levels or
you say a bunch of words.
Okay. So, there are random things that you will that we will do throughout today that will earn you perk points. Worry not. You just kind of get them.
Um, okay. Uh, what are we doing next? Uh, next up we're doing a liquid Morite. Okay. So, we're going to do a liquid Morite, but we're also going to uh take like just a brief second cuz I have somebody joining us in about 10 minutes. So I don't want to be mid mission when you know so we will be a little

staggered.
So plan your attacks is what we're saying.
Yeah. Correct. [laughter] You you have a second. Um said I'll ask any games you guys are anticipating to play. Uh we're excited to play Fellowship together.
Yeah.
Um that's going to be fun. Fellowship is uh what if mythic plus dungeons were the entire game.
Um it's kind of interesting. I have already fallen off playing it with pubs just because the environment isn't really what I want. But in voicecoms with like three friends, I think it's probably perfect.
Um,
it's the night rain scenario.
Yeah, correct. Yeah, it's night rain, right? Would you play Night Ram with Brandos? Of course not.
I would. Although I will say, and there's an episode coming out in like a week and a half um written by Jasmine. Um, I've had really lately especially really good luck with Randos and Night Raid. I was but specifically on console which I think there's something to be said like there's the the buyin of what you're doing when and where like console is a a much more like I maybe this isn't

true maybe this is how I play but it feels like
slightly more casual maybe cuz I'm on a couch I don't know
like yeah the the position you're in matters a lot yeah being on a couch
um
that's Yeah. Um, and I can definitely understand not wanting to play with uh, pugs because well, and I'm waiting for the game to approve in early access a little bit more. For instance, you need to route a dungeon without a mini map,
right?
Why? I cannot remember the directions to most things without a mini map. Why do I want to do an entire complicated dungeon without a mini map? That does not seem ideal.
It appears that
Are we Are we in the Are we drinking in the in the bar?
Uh, some people are drinking, some people are kicking stuff. Um, we're talking in chat. We're hanging out.
You know, the usge the usual. Oh, I got

to make sure that I hit
I want to buy a round of oy brew.
So,
oh, I like my new corkcrew mustache.
Hey, I bought us drinks.
Okay, come drink my drink. Hold on. I gota I gotta equip my new
Zar couch. Couch couch. [snorts]
Where is Will?
I'm I'm here. I'm just I'm just equipping stuff.
Yeah.
To assist mission
to our continued survival.
Yeah, right.
Yes.
And then of course S, your your your gear looks dope. Oh yeah, the the helmet and everything. Yeah, those are all seasonals.
Oh yeah, that's true. There's also the jukebox.
Let's dance.
Classy move, Steam. Now quit it.

Oh. Um, what else are we excited to [music] play? Matt, I don't know. Like, it's been so weird. I'm actually like uh I'm I'm enjoying Final Fantasy Tactics over on Twitch. Um
I mean I I've been posting on Blue Sky and it's going to be everyone else's problem, so uh buckle up. But Mortal Kombat Legacy Collection comes out in 5 days. Um that will be my [music] entire personality for at least a week.
Okay. Uh that's a that's a very good one. Um let's see what else. Um, I'm actually looking forward to going back to Elden Ring when I finished Tactics. Uh, cuz we derailed stream twice. I was playing Elden Ring and then we [music] derailed it for Silk Song and then I finished Silk Song and then we derailed for Final Fantasy Tactics cuz both of those were things that I promised to play like a long time ago. [music] Um, and uh, like I promised to play Tactics if there was ever a Tactics

remake before the Tactics remake was announced.
Yeah. like that long ago. Um, and so
Will, should we play should we play Halo on PlayStation?
I would have to own a PlayStation.
I know. [snorts]
Yeah. Um, what's the space rig? Is this an arcade game?
This is the space rig.
Oh, yeah. That's a That's an arcade game.
Here we go again.
Oh, wow. I can actually see you play it. That's fascinating. Wait, how do you play it?
Uh, you press I believe it's X.
Oh,
it's flash.
Oh, I see. I see. Okay, I can do it now.
Bring your PS5. You could I could borrow it, but I mean Okay, but like also, do you want a pink PS5 through your luggage? It's a great idea. I'm just concerned about logistics.
The Halo remake does sound really cool.

Absolutely sounds. I the weird thing though it's it's um it's campaign evolved. So like the multiplayer is not like the the com uh the PVP multiplayer is not in it from what I understand.
Detta is here on a thing that says fix me please. It'll be fine. Nothing is ever bad to happen to luggage and transit. That's true.
Where's Detta's head?
It's over here by the equipment thing.
Coming. Just fix me, please.
Oh,
yeah.
There's a lot of really sweet touches to this game.
It is very much obviously and importantly a labor of love.
Yeah. like the number like the fact that these seasons are use this sort of season pass um style but it's all free and just like hey if you're playing you're going to get these anyway right

like and you get so many cosmetics and things like different
do I have to click that to get them or
uh yeah so the way it works is you go to the season overview and you'll you see these things down here at the bottom you can like claim them from there and then if you get these little company credits.
How do you claim them?
You click on them.
Oh, I only have one. Okay. And the company credits.
Yeah. And then you use the company credits to or you use the the company credits over here on the cosmetic tree to unlock just a bunch of stuff. Um
cosmetic weapon maintenance.
Weapon maintenance is if you use a weapon during the season enough, you'll get um
a paint job.
Paint jobs for it. Oh, I have to earn earn XP to unlock.
Yeah. And then here's the great one. If you go all the way over to the right, you'll see one of the reasons why I think this is so cool is because we're on season five.
Yep.
But if I was playing single player, I

could just change to any of the previous seasons. Like it just it could just be season one for me again. It could even be season zero and we could turn off seasons entirely.
Oh, interesting.
Like which is really cool.
Yeah. All right, let me I want to change my paint job. Do I do that?
Uh like this. Yeah.
Dolphin, thank you so much for the $25. Thank you so much for the birthday wishes. Deeply appreciate it.
Yeah. Um
should we Let's see here.
Uh guest should be popping in at some point. I do not see yet
imminently, but that's okay. We're we're just kind of chilling. Like we also need to take breaks in between missions because if we're just completely like we're never going to make it 12 hours if we're constantly in mission. Like if we if we go in and then just immediately redrop we're going to fry out at about the 5 hour mark. Um rather than being able to go all 12 which is what we want to do. Uh so

um the price ups on everything Xbox Sentinel are stupid but uh the if Jason Shrier is correct and we don't have a reason to believe that he isn't but we should say that it is all um
conjecture
conjecture that's a good one um the reason that Xbox is feverishly trying to make money is that their revenue target is 30% profit which is
which is insane untenable, completely out of touch with reality. It almost feels like they're trying to sink their own console division
a little bit,
but we'll see.
Yeah, no doubt. But sorry. Yes, seasons can be changed for multiplayer, but I couldn't change it. I couldn't demonstrate it now to change it because we're in multiplayer mode right now. Yes.
Rock and stone. rock and stone.
Good think, witch. Thank you for the 33 months.
Thank you so much for that continued support. Yeah. Um,

[snorts] okay. Enjoy a solar orbit. Yes, indeed.
Uh, I'm on the lookout for guests. Don't you worry, Will.
That's okay. Uh, if guest is a couple minutes late, we may I'm all set up to bring them in quickly. So, we may just like have to do it in the middle of a mission, but that is okay, too.
We'll give it five. We can chitchat for fun.
Z is alive. Oh, okay. Cool. Oh, wait.
Alive. [screaming]
In the thing. Is he in the thing?
No. Oh, let me let me send you a link. Z, hang tight. Hang hang tight. Uh,
should we go back to the cafe to bring them in?
Uh, yeah, we can do that. Yoink.
Go into the cafe. Hey, you didn't mess up nothing. We're getting you the link. We're getting you the proper link.
Uh,
hey there, Dah. Welcome. Welcome.

We are just about to bring in our first guest for the long 12-hour stream for Direct Relief and Will's birthday. We've just been rocking andor stoning. Is it a link to the past? Technically, yes.
No, no, no, no, no. You you did Yeah, you you are a professional. No, no, you're you're fulfilling our quotas, Z. You see, we didn't have any technical problems starting the stream. Now, if you've ever
If you've ever watched a charity stream with us before, one of our most famous moments is when we crushed about half of our fundraising goal while Matt couldn't get a controller working to play
Dark Souls 3.
Dark Souls 3. No, it wasn't Dark Souls 3. Was it dark? No, Dark Souls regular, Dark Souls 1, Dark Souls.
Yeah, Dark Souls. Um, so this is this is beyond par for the course.
But I do feel the need now that there is

some technical problems to play our technical problems alert. This has been a real technical problem. Feel free to panic.
I I mean, I don't know about panic like
I mean, you can. You can if you want, right? You don't have to, but you could if you wanted to.
Let's see. So, uh, would would there be a reason why the, uh, the link would not be working? Well,
uh, yes, if I gave them the wrong password.
Give me a second.
Give me a second. Give me a second.
It is also in the dock. If you just want to send people the doc.
That's true. Imagine being organized enough to have a dock and then
do goose. Um, we were talking about, well, while we're getting folks in here, we were talking about games that we were psyched about. What about y'all, Brad and Janet, on YouTube and Twitch? What games are you currently either a just deep in

right now, uh, or rocking uh, in your galactic brains in the future?
You I like your words, funny magic man.
I like your words, funny magic man.
[snorts]
Try licking the problem.
Do not No, do not lick the problem.
No. Door Ride said it. It's right here.
No, don't. Do not. You
'8s 2 book, Slime Rancher 2. Waiting impatiently for Air Rididers.
No, Impatiently for Air Riders is real.
Rogue Trader. Ooh, GW2 Guild Wars. Once upon a kadamari, Little Witch in the Woods, ZA.

Yeah, I'm gonna I think I'm holding off for Hades until the the physical is the physical cart isn't out yet, right? For the Switch, too. I just want to buy more physical on card cartridges. [snorts] Repo Ghost of Yoai. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Book of Hours.
Okay.
I'm not familiar with that.
Thanks to technical problems. Push push button. You have
three jobs and one of them is push button.
I was engaging.
You're off the hook. Z's just going to join on boys. Um
Oh,
so you're good. You're good.
Invincible versus I am too. I'm excited about um I want to play Dispatch actually. I've been hearing good things about Dispatch.
I have uh also Yeah. So Z should join

here momentarily and then you should see the head with the there's like a blank one, right? That just shows like a timer and an audio.
I'm watching it.
Yeah. Physical comes out November 20th. Uh your answer. So
yeah, I don't know. Hades 2 just hasn't hit for me. Like the desire to play hasn't hit at all.
It's funny. There's so many games that like I'm like fine waiting. Like I know I'm going to love it intensely when I get there, but I'm still playing Silk Song. I haven't I'm still in first chapter or whatever. There's three of them or whatever it is. Um, you know, so no, don't no spoilers for Dispatch. Uh, none at all, please. I'm looking forward to it.
Huh. Okay. Interesting. Interesting. Matt, do you see our guest?

I do not.
Technical problems.
Oh, wait. Yes. Yes.
Okay, cool. Great. All right. So, don't
unmuting.
Yeah. Great. Excellent.
And and the video seems to be working, too.
No, no, don't don't video. [laughter]
I did I didn't warn her and so the she she's in she's in streamer warning mode, which is I I empathize with this. Don't talk to me for like 2 hours after I've woke up because I am just like a gremlin.
Fair.
Yeah, you're good. You're good. Anyway, say hi everybody to Z.
Morning.
Hi.
Good morning. How are you?
Morning.
Everyone gets to Well, you two get to see to Don't look Don't look at my stuff.
We are not perceiving your things.
We're not perceiving your things. In fact, we're about to not perceive your things super hard while we uh while we do some deep rock.
Oh, perfect. Yes, you can show me this game cuz I always hear good things and have never played.
Okay, great. Excellent. Um, good. Because this is also going to serve as a pitch for um at some point we should get

a group of people together and run around screaming like idiots in Deep Rock. Uh
oh, perfect.
So,
uh, hi Z. I don't believe have we met before?
We I don't think we have. Hello.
Yeah. So Z also Zwan uh properly here on Twitch and I'm sure the mods are going to do a shout out at some point. Um he is a variety streamer, does Final Fantasy 14, does a bunch of MMOs and is on right about the same time we are, which is cool and awesome. And we raid back and forth and it's excellent.
And this is Matt. He's also here.
Wow, what an introduction. [laughter] Wow.
Hi, [laughter] I'm also here.
I just learned so much about Matt in
there's nothing else you need to know.
No. Uh Matt is the narrator and show

owner of our studio. Uh he's also my better half for one of our two um podcasts that we do every week and he's my co-op buddy for most but not all things co-op that we do on the channel.
Yeah. So we're not
ready.
So Z, I too am a new convert to this game. Um, it's awesome.
Yeah. So basically the pitch heard I've heard it's great.
Yeah. So you've been playing uh recently you've been playing Moria, right? The minds of Moria game.
Yes.
Uh and and this is in many ways like that except nothing like that. So, it's uh futuristic space dwarves mining on a planet and there are bugs and also terrible monsters from the deep. Um,
how does the plot always make that sound?
Hell divers dwarves and mining.
Yeah, kind of.
Yeah. Starship trooper dwarves

trooper dwarves. Okay. Is there a version of this that's like kind of like 2D top down? I feel like I've seen a
Deep Rock Galactic Survivor is a
Okay. Okay. I was like, I swear I've seen a 2D top down.
Um, that one is is pretty recent. Um, and is pretty good.
Yeah, as described this is left for dwarf. Not wrong. [laughter] That's also not wrong.
Let's get the pump jacks hooked up to the refinery.
Oh, hey, that's an eye on the wall.
Another We better shoot it.
I mean, what are you going to do? Not shoot the eyeball that's blinking at you on the wall?
Also, uh, the eggs are an objective.
We don't have the eggs are an objective.
The eggs are an objective.
The eggplant.
If you smash, we need to smash 40 eggs, of which we have smashed seven. The eyeballs are not an objective. We just smash them cuz they're creepy.

Okay, copy that.
Oh, that's right.
Right. We didn't bring her for this. Whose POV is on stream right now?
Mine.
Is this Will's?
Yeah, this is mine. I'm I'm our POV for all day today.
Uh, mostly because boy has got to be on stream,
of course.
Well, and um the important thing to know is that uh
all of the crowd control nonsense that Chad is capable of doing here momentarily um
will be centered on me.
I don't like what your hand did with [music] that big old bug. You like shot it and then you kind of just went at it.
You can do those in any order, by the way.
Yeah, you just give it the little tickles. Is that when it dies?
Oh, it gets worse. That's That's a normal loot bug.
Oh, that's a Wait, no, wait. Loot bug as in game bug or loot bug as in bug?
No, the bug is full of loot. Great question. No, no, this is good. This is great. Um, yeah. Uh there is another

custom version of the bug uh which is present here in uh the modded version called a thick bug which is literally that bug but all cheek gum
flares up.
Oh, okay. So the grabby hands on that bug is is real.
No, that one get that one gets a uh that one gets a special sound effect. Uh and I will demonstrate it if someone spawns a thick bug. Yeah, like Nova just did. Where's the thick bug? All right, great. Awesome.
Does it seen one yet?
No. Oh, I don't like it. No, no, no. Put it away. Kill us. [laughter]
Also, if you don't like bugs, this game is either perfect for you or awful for you because you spend most of the time killing bugs.
I don't mind bugs. I'm okay with bugs. I don't like when my bugs are che up, though. I've now just unlocked a new fear. [laughter] Thank you.
You're welcome. Uh, what? Wait, hold on, chat. Is group funding a tactical nuke? Stop that.
No, stop it.
You stop it right now. Do it. Do I'm not

in this game, so I can vote against you.
No, I I feel like you have immediately and correctly grasped the reason why we ask our friends to come on for these, which is that you are free without reservation to egg chat on. Um because a tactical nuke is $100 for charity.
Hold on, let me scope these options, chat. [music] Tactical nuke and then let's add something else on to it. Confetti. Do they have confetti? You got to do tactical nuke and then confetti afterwards. So it's Yippee. No, that's destroying my shields. Hey, could you stop that?
All right. I feel like I'm not being productive here.
No one's being productive here. That's fine. We Okay, so if you uh if you
I found another pump jack place.
Yep. Throw one down.
Good job. I'm killing the glyph pator and they just randomly spawn.
I'm killing eggs.
Alex, thank you so much for the happy birthday. Uh, by the way, if you if you hear a warning plaques on,
that's the nuke about to go off. Run.
I probably can't

literally away like you're a driller. I'm not kidding. Turn your drills on. Run directly into the wall away. It killed all four of us immediately when we tested it out uh in a in a test.
No more walking on eggshells.
You got it,
chat. How do I contribute to the nuke? [laughter]
Don't tell them. Don't tell them. They're not listening. They're doing they're digging right now. Where do I [laughter]
So, if you you can either claim your free crowd control coins uh or you can make a donation to direct relief. Uh a dollar is 100 coins. That's like a penny a coin and then you pick it and there should be an option to like contribute to a pool.
Let there be light.
Bro, I don't know what Will's talking about. That's crazy. It's like he's that he's advising someone how to help with with
Listen Listen. I wouldn't I wouldn't have done this if I didn't absolutely consent to the Hold on. I got you to the nonsense.
What are the pipes for
the So ah so this mission there are many

different types of mission. This one is that we need to put down um these uh pumps at these different places and then we have to bring pipes to them and then defend the pipes while we get liquid morite which is definitely not oil out of the out of the the mission. I see. Is the thick bug now just your friend?
It's hanging out. I've decided not to kill it for the moment because it amuses me.
I have not seen it.
It It's on me.
Oh. Oh, boy.
Okay, we're running. Nope. That's a running. No. No. We're running.
That's That's the nuke. We're running. We're running literally away from the plaques.
Okay. Going to the wall. Bye.
[bell]
Did it go off? Are we done?
Did it go? Did it happen?

Yeah, it went. Okay.
Where did
uh So, if you go back to where it was.
Oh, god.
Light.
Um, so now we have to complete this objective, but we can't actually
Oh,
light is up. Where did it blow up?
Uh, come back to me.
Okay.
Oh god.
Yeah.
Oh god. Okay.
No, that's correct. No. No. That's So now we have to By the way, we have to defend that now. Um, and we can't. Well, you can like grind on the thing, but it's This is This is just a whole mission just got so much harder. Yeah. No deaths, but mostly because I'm playing scout and I knew how far away I had to run. Yeah. Good. No, this this this is not a small inconvenience. This is a very large, very big inconvenience.
Let there be light.
I mean, at least it didn't blow up your objective stuff. That's kind of nice.
You can't um mercifully it won't it it

won't let you. Um so
that's good. That's a good fail.
It is at work.
Pipe segment up.
Yeah. No, last mission would have been so much worse. Yeah, correct.
Um, our last mission we had to bring a giant drill do uh drill dozer through a thing. Um, and it was it was a mess.
One down, four to go.
Nuke bug popped
right here.
Chunky Mcichims.
Oh, okay. Fine. Yeah, that's fine.
Uh, somebody popped the thick bug because it's full of gold.
Oh, I did that. I'm so sorry.
I saw the [laughter] gold. I didn't know.
I was getting attached to him. Why? How could you?
Well, he he had I mean, we got a lot of gold.
Why is S down? What happened?
Oh, I imagine Sal
Oh, no.
Okay. No, that's that would be why. Oh, S died to fall damage. Uh, [music] well,

we're about to die to other things cuz that's a mega hydrobulk. Um,
those aren't words.
Those No, I promise you those are real words. Oh, great. Awesome. And now there's a boss that we have to fight. Amazing. These are all crowd control, by the way. None of these are supposed to be happening during this mission. We're just supposed to be like here extracting the liquid warite and it's supposed to be nice and satate.
I feel like mega hydro bulk is
Oh, it gets worse. That blows up when it dies. Well, I feel like it's like the terms that media networks like Disney Channel come up with when they try to make nerdy kids in their shows.
Oh, no. That was a netor.
Oh god.
I agree.
Uh, so that one spawns two things that also blow up when they die. And those spawn four things that also blow up when they die. Uh, we're in trouble. Um, so
what just happened?
Uh, chat chat happened. Why am I floating? Oh, they're they just float me

to I'm going to die. I'm going to die.
Great. Good job, Jack. I'm doing this.
Okay. No, I need you to drop. No, no, no, no, no. Back here. Back here. Back here. Back here. Oh, god. I'm down.
Incoming.
Okay.
Resupply arrive. Go. Restock.
So, not at this has.
Uh, we're only on has two
because of the chaos and because we watching the chaos. Also, [music] wait, hold on. What? Who did? Huh?
I'm taking some of the ammo.
What happened? Um well uh we're past $2,000.
Hell yeah. We'll pay attention to that as soon as we're not dying.
Down. It took me.
Look up.
Scanners show the wave is spinning out. Take out the rest of them staff.
We're okay.
Are we?
I don't know. Let's find out what's C4.
When in doubt, C4. I'm down.

Chaos.
Okay.
So, normally each of these things, like the giant bug, well, the the bulk thing wouldn't be happening, but this bug that I'm shooting right now, the one that says Neo Magum on it, uh, that would normally be an entire mission's objective all by itself. I just took out dragon lady. Uh
oh. Something. Oh, the bulk killed the thing because it blew up. Oh my god, there are so many explosions. Oh, we have like no room to do anything. Oh god, this is so bad.
Inhibitor field up.
Uh so anyway, in Deep Rock Galactic, there are four classes Z. Um, you can play as a scout, which is what I'm playing, which is highly mobile and in charge of doing a job I'm not doing very well, which is lighting up the place because we're in caves and we normally fight in the dark.
Um, I also have like a personal Oh boy.

Personal uh jet um personal Oh boy. Hey, Grass is like the only one left up, so don't die, Grass.
Hey, Grass, don't die. It's on you, buddy.
Yeah. Uh, so there's a gunner who has a minigun, an engineer who has turrets.
Wait, you have a personal what? I never got to hear the end of the thought. [laughter]
Sorry, I don't have many thoughts right now. Um, a personal grappling.
Oh, got it. Okay.
I appreciate the up, but now I'm down again cuz there's so many explody bugs. This is insane.
We failed, chat. Oh. Oh, somebody revived.
What? Someone.
No.
All right, chat. You win this one.
First time I've seen that screen.
You win this one, chat. Well done.
Wait, why are there only three of Oh, there we go.
Because you get dropped on your head,
chat. That was very thematic. I enjoyed

that. Thank you so much.
Wow. [laughter]
Now, we do get to keep all of the stuff that we got in that we deposited.
Sure. Wow,
so much drama.
Uh, well, let's take a look at what happened while that was going on. [ __ ] [snorts]
much stuff.
Anyway, now we're in the medbayed
and we're all in in Gurnie or in in uh Oh, the the back is open, too, on the
Yeah. Oh, of course it is. It's the hospital gown. Yeah, we get we have dwarf boxers.
Uh, let's see. Okay, so where did we leave off before? I think Dolphin was the last one with 25. Smash and grab for 48. Thank you very much. Neo again, uh for uh thank you so much for the hundred uh book for the dollar. And then Dragon Lady with $150. Thank you so much. That is very, very generous.
Yeah. And a reminder that we are closing in, I believe. Hold on, I can look at the the thing. We are closing in on um completing the matching uh

that Ranger so generously um
Mhm.
put forward at the beginning. That might be all of it. I don't remember how early it was, but that was that was ridiculous.
Time bonus up there on the top of your stream. I think it's still active.
I think it's still active.
That is because not all of Tiltifies everything updates quickly.
Oh, okay then. Don't listen to me, chat. I don't know what I'm talking about.
I'm just I I want to double check. I think there's a little left. Um, okay. So, that's how Deep Rock Galactic can go. Uh, normally it's much more like we get in, we do the objective, we get out because we don't have entire objectives that get dropped on us. Um, that hydra bulk thing was a little much. Uh, chat, how much was that?

Actually, you know what? That was that was the right amount. I think that was the right amount of chaos.
Yeah.
Um,
well, I'm going to teach you the 101 about birthdays. You don't ask people how much your gifts cost.
Yeah.
No, I know. I know. Okay. You know what? That's fine. Even though I told them how much all of the gifts they were going to give me were going to cost, I just don't remember.
Okay. Well, you gave them the gift registry. You don't follow it up asking them how much it cost. It's your fault foretting.
Listen, listen, I'm just saying I started glazing over after the 50th line of spawn thing. Um,
now it sounds like you're blaming the gifts for you asking how much the gifts are.
Oh my gosh. Gifter blaming. Will, I thought you were bigger than dare you.
How dare you? I like Matt. Matt and I are getting hungry. [laughter]
Yeah, this is this is this is the risk is that I introduce all of my streamer friends to Matt and they all like Matt better than me and you better no
no no no no no. It just so happens that

we both like you so much that we can commiserate in making uh your your life a little harder. All right. Looks like it looks like the uh matching has completed. The match the match has completed and that is thanks to
Entertainment who finished that off.
Uh, thank you so much for the 5115
Rock and Stone indeed. All right.
And and thank you very much Ranger again for that Ranger. That was an absolutely wild.
Yeah, that was a crazy match. I missed when this actually initiated. So that's nuts crazy,
right? Our goal, our goal was $3,000 and Ranger was like, "I'll match the first thousand." And I was like, "Huh?
My god."
I I temporarily turned into Scooby.
What? Raggy.
All right. Grace period over. Everybody be aware.

Jokes's on you. I like Brad better. You know what, El? That's fair.
I'm on an egg. I'm killing eggs.
Egg. Well, I found the thing. So, this
refinery is here.
Let there be light.
We're doing the thing. We're doing Oh god, that is not Hey, did you know you can't kill bugs by shooting a flare into them? Well, you can. It's just not
I have harpooned bugs to death.
I think every horror game I've ever played, if I have some form of light source in my hand, has ended up in the enemy hands at some point or another.
Okay, that's good. That's Yeah, I don't feel alone. I'm picking up all the loot bug stuff in a pit. I hope it's helpful.
Uh, he is kind of
Oh, so many loot bugs down here. Holy moly.
And most of those Oh god. are not chat spawn.
Remember, if it doesn't have someone's name above it, it's not chat spawn.
I feel like this game is just like a Dr.

Pimple Popper. Enjoy your wonderland.
It can be. Yep.
Oh, hey, that's a that's a thing.
How do I get out of this pit? need a pump jack.
Is it fair? How can one chart pretty bank compete with 15 to 300 faceless internet text generators? It's true.
I mean, you are a very cute group of absolute chaos gremlins given for
getting hooked up to the refiner,
boys.
I like I like that when you spawn a jack grunt, it says jacka hippie on it.
[laughter]
Like it's just that's a bug in a Halloween pumpkin. Um I have no idea how we're going to get that one. There.
I'm I summon one. Here we go. This one's nice and close. That's good.
Yeah, we're going to we're going to have to go like Oh, I see. We're going to have to go like down the thing and like up the tunnel.

Z, what have you got going on that's new and fresh and different with you? What What What are you up to? Tell tell us tell us about all your us dreams and
tell us your secrets.
Oh gosh. Uh I mean not a whole I've been playing Tears of the Kingdom which is cool. My second ever Zelda game after Breath of the Wild and every single time when I did it in Breath of the Wild I invested all my resources into Scam. And I decided to do that again and have just set myself up for the most miserable time I've ever had. But I'm still playing it because I've only got six hearts in a dream.
Um,
six in a dream.
Yep. Six in a dream. Those are all the ones that the story forces you to have. So that's what I have right now. Um,
I too have been u essentially uh I never finished Tears. So
I've gone back and re rearted my game and I've been loving it.
Yeah, it's it's a good time. I thought the building would be more I guess like

required. Yes.
And it was going to frustrate me cuz I'm not a I'm not a Fortnite builder. I can't build and dodge at the same time.
No. Dog bird. No. Why would you do this?
What did you end up with? Tell me the drama. Is the Is your base sinking?
That's correct. That's a redemption. It's called sink equipment and you can cause our stuff to sink into the ground.
How do you get it back?
We have to dig it out. We're dwarves.
Oh, right. You're dwarves. Um,
and then I actually started I uh through a friend's recommendation ended up trying Bloodlines too.
Oh, is it good?
It It's [laughter] okay. It's not It's not bad, but it's not like, you know, I'm going to write home about it, but it's fun. It's like I've described it as cyberpunk light. Like
interesting. not as not as involved. The story line's a little more centralized

um as cyberpunk and the map's much smaller, but you kind of it has cyberpunk [music] feels while you're being a vampire.
The combat's nothing like crazy, but it's enjoyable and your main character is hot. So, I mean, there's that.
I don't think it's funny. If you like vampires and you like smashing people's heads into the ground, you know,
you snooze, you live.
I will I will definitely pick it up at some point.
One pipeline completed. Pump jack connected to refinery.
All right, I've completed one of these things.
Yeah, we're working on the other ones.
I will start building pipes on it.
Um
Oh, is the pipe still attached?
This pipe looks like it's not attached to anything. Is that cuz it sunk the thing?
Uh yes. So, it's still technically working.
Oh god.
Neo, thank you for making our lives interesting.

Uh, Zar in chat wants to know what clan you are.
And I need to thank Neo Whiz Master for the $100 donation.
That immediately turned into
us probably failing this mission.
What happened now? What's $100 due now? Uh, a nuke.
So now
we're going the nuke again. So we can't.
Lights up.
I'm down over here, by the way. Whoever just ran by me.
No. [screaming]
Thank you.
It'll dig the rig out of the ground. That's what you wanted, right? Uh, except it didn't. Except it didn't.
At least they tried.
Consider a second nuke. M I would not like to not consider a second nuke if if we're okay with that.
Preferably not.
Okay, I see what's happening here.

I think two of us two of us were going to the same one through two different routes. So, this one needs to go a different way.
Oh, you broke you're changing it. Yeah, we got to go this way cuz I we didn't coordinate terribly well because we're busy running for our lives and also talking about Tears of the Kingdom and Vampire the Masquerade Bloodlines 2. Um,
yeah,
we've had we've had second nuke. Yes, but what about third nuke?
I don't think he knows about third pipeline established. You just need to set up one more.
Okay, so we need to go up this thing that I
tunnel. All right.
The swarm is heading away. Load up.
It's a real ally. This pipeline, it says you're valid.
Mhm.
The pipe bust.
Hey, that music that that music does not
That's bad. That's bad music.
Yeah. It doesn't inspire like a lot of

confidence that we're about to live. So,
here. Well, y
Oh, thank you.
Am I going the right way? Yeah.
Up. Yeah, you're going up. Access provided.
Oh boy.
Flame could use a hand again.
Flamethrower experience.
You angle a little wrong.
Why is there a try in my tunnel?
Run. I'm going to tell you
a piss.
Hey,
which is is that the fairy?
The the fairies are in both of the N64 ones.
Paddle and Na'vi.

Yeah, I was super familiar with the names, super familiar with the memes. never played Zelda to know where they were actually playing.
Got true.
That's fair. Were you a PlayStation kid?
Uh, I was a PlayStation kid. I did have a 64, but I played like very basic.
Oh god.
Oh god.
Hey, do you know what I can't do while we're playing this game?
What?
Keep track of time. I'm going to need all of you to keep me alive for a second.
Yeah. No, we're fine. Uh,
I don't know that I would use the word find to describe our current safety.
We're fine. We're fine. Never mind. I
mean, it looks like you got the situation handled.
Yeah. Well,
he of little faith.
Kill or be killed.
I'm building I'm building so many pipes.
I think there's a I think there's a

phrase for that.
I believe there is. Better stand back.
Yeah, there might be. I mean, I've never heard of it.
Oh, okay. Okay. Yeah. You just heard that?
I heard someone had heard of it.
Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
All right. We're connected. We just got to We
Okay, cool. Great. Now, we have to do a defense mission because we have to defend these pipes.
Get connected for free.
Supplies are on the way.
Sweet.
Pretty as a picture.
That's more.
What could possibly go wrong? Everything everything could go wrong and is.
If you want something done, you better do it.
Uh, what just killed me?
Uh,
oh, the supply. Someone dropped a supply. [laughter]
Ammo taken.
Yeah, Nova. Nova dropped it a while ago, and you just kind of like
toggled through it. All right, I'm going go push the button. Normally, we would wait longer between pushing the button, but uh we don't have time to do that because no time. Uh, every time uh we

wait u bad things happen. You're going to make a French toast grilled cheese.
Yo, the liquid is being extracted.
You know,
refinery and all pump jacks are working at full capacity.
So ridiculous. Look at this. The locals. You've just sort of like made our lives miserable.
Well done. Also, can we just also address real quick how much how much they care about the lighting engine? I'm going to fire this into the darkness. Watch this. Light it up.
It like actually tracks it. Oh god, that's a
Oh god, we got to kill the wardens.
Oh, it's a warden on a Ptorian. Oh, that's
what these words mean.
So, a warden is a little bug that buffs other bugs near it.
Oh, boy.
And in this case,
don't waste your ammunition.
The pipelines are leaking. Get on it. Get them fixed.
All right, I got to fix some leaky pipes

here.
Warden down now. Kill the rest of them.
A ghost spawn Betsy. Why is there Betsy?
All right.
What is it, Betsy?
Betsy.
So, a Betsy is a um
What? Betsy is like possessed.
More outing issues. So Betsy is this thing and normally
it would get a boss bar, but it's not getting a boss bar right now.
This pipeline is fixed.
It's very weird. It might be because it's got an ongoing um like uh there's like an ongoing objective. Anyway, we're supposed to get a boss bar with it, and we're supposed to have to like blow those little um
sugar.
Uh running again,
like little pestuual looking things off of it, and then it becomes our friend. Uh
but right now, it's it's kind of having a problem. Oh god, there's a bolt.
Show them your balls.
I love how the uh that our thing is sunk

so bad that the graphics can't keep up. Um, hey Matt.
Yes.
Can you find a safe place to let our next guest in?
Uh, I'm look I keep looking at the at the uh thing and I do not see them in the ninja.
Well, my time's almost over. Can we get one more nuke? Stop it.
Nuke, nuke, nuke, nuke.
That would go poorly.
This is of course the uh
No, it would be fine. Don't listen to Matt. lighting up.
Oh, I this getting on cat wrecked thing.
Yeah, the the the the uh the glyphids that just got spawned will do that. They will lighting off.
Okay, cool. Great. Awesome. New objective. Survive.
I'm just going to be fixing stuff.

Oh god. I was going to come get you. I'm dead. Oh, there we go. All right, I can hold on while I'm dead.
All right, Alk is also in.
Okay, cool. Great. Awesome. Hi, Alk.
Hi.
I'm I'm down, so that's great. Okay, great. Excellent. Awesome. Uh,
how are you doing this morning, Al?
I'm doing great. We sure are kind of not that right now. [laughter]
I don't know. I think it looks like you guys are like in peak form right now. I feel like this is
repaired.
Okay.
All right. Well, I took out the Mhm. Yep. Yep.
Hey, two of us are down again for like no particular reason.
Okay, great. Awesome. You know how you ever get so close to victory and then just the chat rips it all away from you?

No.
No. [laughter] Okay.
Never happened.
It's never happened once.
Okay. Chat's getting us up. Oh god. That's a ghost bolt.
That's not a nuke. Chat, [laughter]
what happened? We had a mission.
Oh god. I am straight up completely bananas out of ammo. There are multiple bolts and I have 12 shotgun shells to my name.
Oh god, it's right here.
Supply drop has been ordered and is on the way.
Thank you. Supply drop.
No. No. I need I need to come towards me. You need to come towards me.
Take it easy.
Yep.
Where is this thing broken?
That is not humbly what we need to be worried about right now. Oh yeah. Nope. You're Yeah. Okay, cool. Great. Mission.
Good job, chat. Good job. All right, great. We're never going to get this mission done. This is our goal for the rest of the day.

Okay, now that I can Z, thank you so much for sharing part of your morning with us and for coming along and exhorting chat to greater fates of violence. I feel like that was your fault.
I feel like we're going to credit Z with [music] us failing a mission.
Wow.
Are you gift blaming again? No, I'm crediting you where credit is due for your excellent coordination.
Gifts just for you on your birthday and your gift. You're blaming me.
Those gifts were death and destruction. Thank you. I love it. It's everything I wanted.
I I don't honestly this abuse is is real rough. I don't know how I'm going to recover. I [music] will sip my tea and have to reflect for the next eight hours. [laughter]
Wow. Well, I hope you're happy on [music] your birthday.
Yeah. All right.
Yeah. Way to go, birthday boy.
Uh, when you're not out here giving me the sass I so richly deserve, um, where can you be

found, Z?
Uh, I can be found on Twitch at Z UN Zwan. People think it looks like Zan from Arcane. It's not. Other way around. Uh, and that's mostly where you can find me. And all my other links are over there. You can find me on Blue Sky as well if you if you hang out with the butterfly. But that sounded so uh Hunger Games of me to say. [laughter] Um,
um, but yeah, that's about it. But yeah, thanks for having me, Matt. It was nice to meet you. And Will, happy birthday.
Thank you.
Yeah. I'll see you all later. Have you drop a nuke in my honor chat? Bye.
Matt, did you slot out into
I sure did.
into the thing. So, if I press this button,
it brings up.
Hi.
There's an alchemy. All right. Hello.

Hi, Al. How
good morning.
Good morning to you as well.
Good afternoon.
Good evening or good night. [snorts]
Um, [laughter] sorry. I apologize for the chaos which brought you in. uh that chat has sort of hit their stride on making me and Matt scream and lose all ability to think coherently. So,
good job, Chad. I'm proud of you.
Yeah, they're they're batting about a thousand right now. Um tell us a little bit about what what are you doing? What are you up to? What's what Yeah,
well, it's October, which means it's spooky month. Um and while I love for everything all all year round, uh it is definitely been taking over my life this month.
Mhm. So, it's just been nothing but spooky games and scary movies. And so, that is my life right now.
I'm right.
Excellent. And uh
what uh what's the spookiest movie that you've watched uh recently?
Okay, so this is going to sound funny cuz it's actually a really bad movie,

but Barbarian
Oh, it is not a bad movie. Barbarian is excellent.
I was Okay, so first off, I got excited because it takes place in Michigan, which is where I'm from. M.
And then second, like I had a Michigan basement growing up, so my basement looked just like that. And we had a like local myth that Well, it wasn't a myth. There were tunnels underneath like the high school, kind of like the tunnel that they find in her basement.
Sure. Sure. Sure.
Um, and there was always a myth that there was like a hag that lived in those tunnels. And like we went down there and it was the most terrifying thing of my childhood. I should never have gone down there. So, like it just like it was like, "Oh my god, somebody else came up with the same idea in the same state. This is this has got to be real, right?"
Yeah. No, it's funny. It's funny how that uh those kind of things do make their um what's the word I'm looking for? like um local folklore with the ubiquity of media and more and more people making films that are like larger

and larger in scale. The ability for something that is that specific to break containment and actually go to a larger scale, but then it's when when you see it from your hometown or whatever, it's like it's triply effective.
Yeah, pretty much. Yep. Even though even though it was something completely unrelated like I looked up like the inspiration and everything and it was completely unrelated but
I'm telling myself it's based off my childhood. So
it's all connected.
Yeah. Uh I have two donations I need to thank. I need to thank Immortal for the 1067 which took us momentarily to a palendrome. Uh and then Ramian for the 1414 bringing us to $2,280.36 which
And did we get Neo?
We did get Neo. Thank you so much, Neo, for the $100, which was immediately used on a nuke. Neo had to uh donate and run back to work. So, thank you so much for coming in, creating maximum chaos, and then
vanishing into the night. Deeply appreciate when people do that.
I'm trying to think if we I know we

might be doubling, but Minish, uh, thank you for the 10. And Book, thank you for the $3.90. Uh, Neio, thank you for the 25. And then we're back to Rangers match of a thousand which is phenomenal as well. Oh, also IIC uh 5115. I missed that one as well. So, thank you. Thank you. Thanking will be doubled and or tripled and if we didn't call you out, you feel free to call me out so I can call you out.
Yeah, just like that. And yes, and yes, Nio Caves and Mines have so many myths and ghost stories around them, right? So, like I live in Maryland and we have [music] um a panhandle, right? And so all of our myths and legends are out in the panhandle because the panhandle is like into Appalachia, right? Like there's not a lot out towards the ocean cuz the ocean just doesn't do that. But Appalachia is full of things that are older than the ocean.
So

lots of weird scary stuff. Like I used to have to when I went to a summer camp that was out in the panhandle, we used to drive through Cumberland Gap. like there's actually like a town there still amazingly. Um
maybe not maybe people not in Maryland don't study the history of
Anyway, it's fine.
I don't know.
I do. [laughter]
There you go. Yeah.
Okay.
I do.
Luna, thank you for that $10. Very much appreciated.
Comes in drops Yes. drops a bunch of money to charity. Drops nuke. Refuses to elaborate. Correct.
I like it.
Correct. Correct. Luna, thank you so much for the $10 donation. All right, let's get back into a mission. Um,
are we going to try this one again?
Until we win it.
Third time's a charm.
This one has gold bugs in it. So,
okay. You know, I like that's my favorite thing.
I dropped my core.
Um, that's true. Yeah, I frequently get like, "Hey, there's coastal." Like, you

know when you get those alerts on your phone about like, "Hey, there's a tornado." or hey, there's a hurricane or whatever. Well, I get them for coastal flooding.
Drop sequence initiating.
But I get them so frequently I just ignore them now. So like more nights than not I'll have a warning that's like, "Hey, there's coastal flooding near you." And I'm like, I know it's Maryland. It's fine.
I feel like you're far enough away from the coast where you are
to be okay. Yeah, the
part of part of the problem is that large parts of the
Oh, we're going to do this again.
Large parts of the um of the state which are on the bay side, right, that are near the Chesapeake Bay.
Thank you. Um are there a big bay?
No, we're going to No, I'm just going to power through this.
We're going to power through this. Then I'm going to tell the story about why this is a thing.

Pipelines are off necks.
So, uh, are kind of flat.
It's more of a problem on the Eastern Shore, but less of a problem on the side. Okay. So, let me explain this whole the bay is the ocean thing. So, we're at an event at a park in Maryland that is on the bay. And Al, I don't even remember what Al said. Alk said something about it being the ocean. And I was like, "Nope, that's the bay." And she insists to this day that the bay is just the ocean. Which is perhaps unhelpfully by some technical definitions potentially true, but as someone who lived in Maryland, being forced to study the unique e Oh god, I'm going to die. Um, being forced to study the unique ecosystems and like uh
the unique ecosystems.
Yeah, exactly. of the of the Chesapeake Bay as part of our school curriculum.

There are like actual like whole like edutainment videos about like the Chesapeake Bay. There's like dramatized series about like the the ecosystem of the bay. Uh it's not it's not the ocean. It's its own unique biome. Uh, but Al will not agree with this ever and insists on telling me every time the bay comes up that it is the ocean and the grin you are giving me right now.
Al, I I agree with you. I don't know. I don't know. I don't I don't even know why this is controversial.
One of them stones.
It's can't carry anymore.
Hey, let's not do a core stone. Let's not I repeat, do not touch the core stone.
What's that?
Um the there's a big purple rock and if you open the big purple rock, demons come out and when the demon

you should do that.
Yeah. What don't we want to say?
You almost got me, Minish. You almost got me. You almost caught me slacking. Dropping the ground out from under my feet. I see you. I see there opened a creass right there. Look at that. Look at that creass. I almost died.
Wait, so I got so lost I don't even remember where the pumps are.
Well, there's one right here.
Hey, um, yes, everybody in chat, thank you for helping Z with answering questions about donations while my brain is melting. uh trying to not cave in because Al is cute. Uh to this argument about the bay, but don't tell her anybody. That grin just dust me in.
Stop it. Stop it. I'm looking at I'm looking at bugs. I'm looking at bugs and

stuff.
I'm looking at bugs.
I'm drinking coffee. So
Oh, that sounds good coffee.
It's fine. Um, I got sugar cookie creamer, so that's better.
Okay. Did Is this is this the backup backup coffee maker or did you finally get a new good coffee maker?
So, this is actually this is a good new It's a Ninja.
Oh, nice.
So, we had we've had issues with two curigs back to back
and then of course they happen to fail right outside of warranty so we couldn't do anything about it.
Yep.
And then we had a back like a cheap like backup like Mr. coffee just like a cheap like $20 one and that failed. So then Colin went finally went out and bought like a brand new Ninja like
cool
big stainless steel coffee maker. So
cool.
The coffee is mid.
Now Matt will inevitably try and sell you on a French press at this point.
Oh, very much.
Um
I have a French press.
Okay.
I do.
Well, there we go. So I I don't need to

sell anything.
Yeah. Mm-m. My brother is a big coffee snob, so he made sure that I had one.
Good, good, good, good. And listen, they're not perfect for every occasion. Just 90% of the occasions.
Yeah. I mean, they're also great. Like, if you lose power, you can still have coffee.
It'll be a beauty.
I can't guarantee it'll be hot, but you can have coffee.
It depends how much fire you have.
True.
I killed a loot bug and I'm speaking of fire. One of the Oh,
yeah.
Yes.
Uh-huh.
Now I'm worried. I have a new concern. Go on.
Okay. So, have you heard that there's like the s'mores dip that you can make in an air fryer?
Nope. Can't say that. I have.
And apparently it tastes like it's like like burnt s'mores like on the fire. So, if you want burnt s'mores on the fire, dip. You can make it in an air fryer. Make sure you use a liner
and then dip your graham crackers in it.

Wow. All right, [groaning]
there you go.
Watch out. There is a resupply pod coming down near the thing.
Okay, I am so lost.
That is okay. That is We're going to We're going to
Oh boy. There's a big bad thing here.
See, this this is this is why you're here, Alec. It's not only that we enjoy your your presence and the presence of the lad.
Oh my god. Could you please introduce the new co-star of the stream?
This is Lee. He's my old man. He's 13. A
and he loves Alk more than any cat loves anyone I've ever seen. Uh like this this lad just snuggles and purr and occasia decides that Ala is done with stream for now and that he would like to be the topic of stream. Um
how do you real quick? I'm sorry to interrupt. How do you stop grinding?

If you want to stop grinding, that's it.
It's going.
Thank you so much for making me blast around randomly while I was working on an objective.
Surfing.
All right, I'm building I'm building pipes now.
Okay, I'm I'll be with you momentarily. I'm busy being rocket jumped around for the next little bit.
Totally fine. Wait, Alec, what was what was your co-host name there?
Link.
Link.
Link from Zelda,
of course. Yeah, my baby.
Uh, one year older than Zoe. Zoe is 12 or she will be 12 on Halloween.
My black cat Vivi, his birthday's on Halloween. He'll be
five. Ah,
I have to think about sleeping under my desk. I'm not going to to wake her. She's very busy.
Lots of nappers.
He is indeed wearing his tux. He always wears his tux. He's a very daff man.

Oh no, that's not
successfully connected to pump jack.
What I wanted How do I Oh god, I can't. So this one is blocking.
Do you need me to drill something?
No, this is
Why is Hold on. Why can't I build any more of this?
Maybe I can do a 360.
Oh, all I do is finished.
It's ready. Uh uh my brain hurts.
Loot bug.
Barry's uh cat was named Lulu.
Yeah, Lulu.
Paid enough for this.
Yes, they are named Link and Viv. That is correct.
Link and Ve.
Yes. Uh they are
both unreasonably cute.
Unlike the cats that live with me, which were just unreasonably stupid.
Wow. The pump jack. I love them. I love them so much.
Both of them are idiots in different ways.
Scanners just picked up a hoorde of

agitated glyphs. If
anyone ever questioned if my cats love me, I think this is a
Yeah, she's not holding him. He's just there.
He's got He's got a hand under the butt. That's just it.
Okay, there are climb this thing.
They're incoming uh thingies.
Yep. I'm building. I'm just trying to
get this pipe done here
that it's not actually connected to anything.
Yeah, but we're still going to have to [music] do it. Right.
Right. But we don't actually know where it's go.
Oh, we haven't found it yet.
Oh, we do. It's like up and around.
It's very far.
Okay, he's stuck. We're
fine. [laughter]
Everything's fine. He is purring so loud. You can't hear it.

But I can hear it.
Yeah. I actually discovered I don't know if I mentioned this to you out. I might not have because my brain has been switched planning for this event. I figured out why I thought whisper doesn't purr at me.
It's too quiet.
He's got he's a he's a hybrid purr.
Yeah. Yeah. So, I have to like put my hand like right where his collar bone is. Uh, and then I can feel him purring when I'm like scratching him in the way that he appreciates. Um, thank you so much for the pie donation that I just saw come in. Deeply appreciate that. Yeah. Okay. So, I think Yeah, we're going up with this one. Grass has it, but it's like this one's weird. Oh, I see. Grass has a tunnel that died.
Is it a public tunnel? kind of maybe I'm going to keep building.
So, it's really hard to grind up these pipes now because they crisscross each other. And so, you hit one.
Yep. Mhm.

Oh, this is not This is far from ideal. This is just where we're at because we're working as quickly as we can before chat decides that we're going to fail the position again.
Yeah.
Chad, are you just waiting right now to get our hopes up?
Probably. Clunk clunk clunky dunk.
No comment.
Thanks.
No comment.
We finished secondary.
John Delta Rune. This is Deep Rock Galactic.
Z, thank you so much for the nuke. Nuke nuke. Also, we need to get this stuff. This is stuff we can use to buy um cosmetics. Uh we are dwarves in space working for a corporation to extract resources and uh
but in this case the resource that we're extracting is your micro donations for charity.
That's right. You can you can engage with this game and really mess us up or help us. That's always an option.

Yeah.
Could be an option. It very well could be.
Just like it could be an option that you could acknowledge that the bay is a different part of the world than the other, but you're not going to. And just like you're not going to I know chat's not going to.
Don't Don't try to conflate
this specific issue with the charity. [laughter]
That's that's that's extraction.
Like the sweet Morite we're going to extract from this. [laughter]
All right. All right, hold on. I got to turn stuff in and then I'll push the button.
Watch Opera singers turn Discovery Channel host to charity now.
Huh?
Yo. Okay, I found a um
Oh, I think you guys are already on this.
Z added to the nuke pool herself.

Is being extracted.
Z, I deeply appreciate your commitment to this bit
to making our life a living hell for a good cause. will stay on your turn.
No, it's not even that. It's that she's found the thing. Like, there's one thing and she's like, "Great. This is it."
The locals get them out before they up our pipelines.
Oh, micro donations. I see. I understand.
Okay.
Liquid Morite. Liquid Morite. So, what is tomorrow's spooky game? Oh,
I don't know.
I'm thinking Madison.
Sorry. I did not mean to put you on the spot there. I thought you had that one planned.
Al,
my bad. My bad. My bad. That's my bad.
I don't I had a whole cosplay planned, but it's going to be late, so it's not coming until like mid next week, so I have to wait a weekend.
Speaking of which, chat, we have not

forgotten that we owe you a costume change. However, uh mine's not here yet.
Same. Yeah. [screaming]
So, Alex's not alone in shipping his delayed plans for content.
Yeah.
Unfortunate.
Z says that Madison is wild and that you should do it.
Okay,
I have it. I just need to download it. I was I was thinking I was like dead by daylight cuz they had a Halloween event or Madison. However, you still have malfunctions in the system. Okay, but hold on now. What's your costume change?
We haven't revealed it yet.
Oh, it's top secret.
Yeah,
it's top secret. I'll s I I will send you the link. Uh when I
say, do I get to know? [laughter]
You get you get you get to know. You get special privileges.
I have I offer one cute cat in exchange for
now. I feel like that's
secret information.
Secret info. Hey, uh can we get a supply

drop? Do we have enough Nitra to do [ __ ]
I put a bunch How do we do that? Um, where should I put it?
Five on your keyboard. And then
where should I put it?
It puts a ghost of it down. Uh, put it down like near the
near the start.
Oh, but there is one here.
Well done.
Is there where the refinery is purring like a kitten once more?
Uh, try the new expansion for Pacific Drive, which is hor.
Oh, is there one? Who said that?
Sultan said that there's a new expansion for
I love Pacific Drive. I need to get back to that game. Oh god, I love that game so much.
I was supposed to play Dead Space this month.
So, wait, hold on a sec. Uh, Ranger asked, "Uh, are you doing the DLC and sequel?" And Z said, "I have no idea. I installed as soon as I were done with the base game and turned on all the lights in my house." Which for a spooky game sounds like a sterling endorsement.
You know what? I'm in.

It it it is unfortunate because I always want to watch Alex's content, but when it's spooky stuff, I'm like, "Nope, nope, nope, nope. Not doing it." I am I am a huge chicken uh when it comes to horror stuff, and I will not. Um
no, your will. Yes, you will. Will will
you will fix.
I did get Will to play Fasmo.
Fasmo is not
I would say that Fasmo has evolved in my opinion from being like are still malfunctioning.
What I would consider like jump scares to being like little more suspenseful and because you have more agency and control than you do in a lot of games, I feel like it's not as bad for me. But like
like this game is is spooky in its own right.
Look at these bugs.
I have a gun, Matt. I I find it very difficult for games to be difficult or to be really spooky when you have a gun.
Resident Evil, baby. I So I've only

Silent Hill, baby.
I've only played RE4.
Oh, that's just all spin kicks.
Bomb sequence at 75%.
Fun fact, I have not played a Resident Evil game since the first one.
Oh man,
they've evolved significantly, but they're also much more like
survival shooter. Yeah, I I'm looking what I was what I wanted to play uh for spooky season just is I want to go back and play the Resident Evil 2 remake. I never finished it.
The pipelines are jammed. You need to maintain it.
I have three. I think there's three.
Roger that. Supplies are coming.
And then of course, Silent Hill has the new one that they just came out with.
Yes. Which I really like. I know a lot of Silent Hill fans did not.
Oh, I've heard the opposite. All my friends who are big Silent Hill fans love it. Oh, really?
Yeah.
Who are we talking to, Will? It was last It was last um
Hold on. I'm busy. Malfunction.
I think it might have been
Zumi to run.

Was it Zooi?
Pipeline repaired, but other pipelines are functioning.
Someone didn't like it.
You fix it smoothly again.
It's probably Paige.
I like the
Paige will be on later, so we can ask.
Cool.
I've only seen Silent Hill. I haven't played the games, but I like the aesthetic of the new one.
That's cuz it's very like
Japan Spider Lily.
Oh. Oh, wait. Are you talking Oh, wait. Sorry. We might be talking about two different things. Not Not Silent Hill F.
I'm talking about F.
Oh, I'm talking about the remake of two.
Okay.
I've heard everyone likes F.
Well, fine. Yes. F. Everyone likes F.
When Molly's around in the butt when she's not
What does the F on Silent Hill F stand for? Wrong answers only.
Um, forget about it. Flipping scary.
Flipping spoopy.
Flipping spoopy. Yo.
Okay.
Wait. So, did we just get the thing?
Well done.
Uh, yeah. So, we got

What the What just happened?
That's a technical term.
Um, so we have we have a boss to deal with now. Uh, cuz Dragon Lady knows what she's about.
Oh god. Um, and now now mercifully I believe
there ain't no point given by shooting at
if we like absolutely can't. I believe we can find a way to leave once the drop pod like lands. But um, we should, you know, fair play and all that, we should probably try.
We're going to fight this glyphin dreadnot. Departing in tminus 3 minutes.
Supply drop incoming. Watch out.
Oh yeah.
Oh, I'm down.

We are so close to greatness. So close to nuke.
I'm taking some of the ammo.
We have We have found Z's new favorite thing, which is calling in nukes.
It's for charity, Will.
It is. It is for charity. I greatly appreciate
the effort that he is going to to help exhort Brad to greater feats of violence. What could go wrong? Everything Everything could go wrong.
2 minutes.
Get off me, bug.
If it happens between missions, you open with it in the next one.
Yeah. So, we have a 30-second grace period. Um, and uh when the 30 second grace period is over Oh, boy. You're leaving. Um, it launches everything that has been

stored
uh resupply order
um in between missions.
Supply requisition
Silent Hill freeway the cross promotion never get out of mind or the grease off your fingers.
I think that sounds great.
You know, I agree
with the new Baja blast like pie ammunition. What?
There's a Baja blast pie.
There is a Baja blast pie.
Okay, cool. We got to get to the drop p. We got to go.
Where is it?
Uh, it's behind us.
Only one of us has to like actually make it out.
From A to D, skipping B and C.
I'm surfing my way there. I'm surfing this reality to its maximum potential. Just follow the pipe. Follow the farthest pipe.
He has zero care. He's fighting for his

life right now.
Departing in 30 seconds
and praying for a nuke.
No. Sorry. The Baja blast pie sounds amazing. I just also can't comprehend what that would look like or mean or be.
Well, you I I wonder if you could eat it.
Probably not.
It's here. Enemy down.
10 seconds to take off. We have to kill this thing at 10.
It's dead. It's dead. Get in. Get in. Get in. Everybody in.
Get Go, go, go, go.
Who? Who? Who? We lose.
I don't know.
Retrieving escape.
Grass.
Uh, I think we left Grass behind. But someone salutes.
Wow.
You missed the time. That's okay. It's okay. That's okay. It's okay. There must in order to create grates like the crunch wrap, there must be an equal and opposite Baja blast car.
Let's I'm going to look up real quick what's in it, Will. Because if you can eat it, I want to deliver one to your

house.
So, here's the problem.
Yes. Probably not.
Here's the problem. Anything that's prepared in a Taco Bell, I cannot.
Ah, you're right.
Right. Cuz it's it's not it's it's also just like the kitchen safety in the Taco Bell.
I don't know if it's prepared. I think it's pre-made. That That is a point in its favor.
Hold on. Let me look up what it is. Baja Blast Pie
Men's Journal. Everything you need to know about Taco Blast. [laughter] Okay, hold on.
Why is that in a Men's Journal article?
Well, why not?
Uh, key points. Um, Taco Bell's Baja Blast Pie debuts nationwide uh in November.
Ah, saved. Saved my time.
Saved. Yeah, fans praise the dessert. Sweet, tangy, and nostalgic Mountain Dew Baja Blast flavor. There's nothing nostalgic about Baja Blast. Limited nationwide rollout and fan excitement are expected to drive quick sellouts.
Honey,

the main ingredient in Baja Blast Pie is lava lamp liquid.
I think Have you guys watched um Maggie May Fish's um uh Amy's dead end dream house on Nebula?
Not yet. There is a there is they do these fake commercials during them and there is one that's a runner throughout the season about drinking lava lamps and it is so good. It's it rivals SNL stuff. It's it's amazing.
Chad, I just also want to draw attention to the fact that Al is immaculately put together. Looks radiant as always. And then Link is just decided that he's going to come in and turn into a liquid just like [laughter]
that's how they do. That's how the cats do.
He's laying on my desk now. Just
Mhm.
right here.
Are the blobs in lava lamp just boba? Great question.
Probably not.
Um,
thank you Men's Journal for keeping your finger on the pulse of men's issues. Baja. Yeah, that's correct.

How come I can't Oh, unlock. That's why. Cuz I'm a dummy.
You're not a dummy. You're playing a game where our brains have already melted. We've only been playing for two and a half hours.
Oh, yeah. Good. Only only only nine and a half to go.
Yeah.
Are you doing this the whole day?
We have a We have a dinner break as well.
We have a dinner break.
We we will be watching uh The Last Man on Earth. It's a black and white 1964 version of the novel I Am Legend, which later got turned into a Will Smith movie, but there are three times it's been a movie. We're watching the
Have you seen the TV show with the same name?
Yeah, it's quite good.
It's pretty funny.
Well, please.
Uh Thunder's uh minor looks amazing. Bob, did you mean to invite me to play or you want to or is it is it Oh, do were you trying to join me and it Yeah. Okay.

We're doing some swap outs. Uh, by the way, on the mod side. So, we've got Thunder and Bob now.
S and Grass are are taking a a break. Thank you all, by the way. Thanks. Huge shout outs once again to the mods for helping keep this all running because I don't know if you noticed, but like with fewer than four people, I don't think we live through these like at all.
Um, and so having a couple of people who are focused on the game and not focused on being funny and talking to uh guests and all of that helps make sure that we might win maybe if we're lucky and good.
Two things we are both Lucky and good.
You are indeed helping Nova. Oh, I need to look at stuff and also things.
Best bartender ever.

Mastery unlocked. Mole armor rig plus five health. Oh, so a as you do as you just unlock the other perks in the gear perk trees, it gives you other perks.
Yes, it gives you
even if they're not equipped.
Yes.
Cool.
That was a word salad.
It was. But I understood your word salad.
I love uh freaking thunders. Thunders. Look. Wait, let me look at uh Bob here. Everybody's really got like their own look and feel.
Oh my god, there's a shark on your head.
There is indeed a shark on his head.
Amazing. Someone bought drinks. Red Rock Blaster. It's sparkly.
I've heard rumors that Todd Howard spent much of his live stream discussing his plan 14-year anniversary edition of Extra Credits. Is this true? God, I hope not. I I don't want to have to fight
Todd Howard spent much of his live stream discussing his planned 14-year

anniversary edition of Extra Credits.
I think we have to fight Todd Howard now. I think that's just how that works.
Is it?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think that's right. Also,
Stephen, where did you hear that?
I am sympathy. I am also obsessed with Link's leg because Link has been here like out got on and like Link showed up like what five minutes later.
[laughter]
Just
Yep. That's perfect. No. No.
Thank you for that, bud. [laughter] [laughter]
Oh.
Oh, we're rolling on our backs. Got it.
Always better be better than our dancers.
Now we get both.
Fair enough, Stephen. Fair enough. We're just rocking out now.
Yeah. Just it's just absolutely incredible behavior.

I found the chat button. I brought [music] the grog. Okay. Oh, what is red rock blaster? Oh, this [music] is uh the special for today.
Yep.
For this mission.
Now, is there a way we can see what that actually does for us?
That's nice.
Yeah.
Yeah. Um, so if you if you look at him and order a round, um, you can see it. So like in this case, Red Rock is, uh, up by 30%.
Hell yeah.
Uh, real quick, while we're dancing and hanging out, I'm going to quick bio. I will be right back.
Excellent. And we will, when you return, we will launch our next mission.
Did I hear a rocking stone?
My brain hurts. Well, unfortunately for you, you have a lot of time left.
That's true.
That's fortunate for the charity because that gives chat
so much time.
That's true.
To drop a million more nukes.

That's very true. Um the uh the goal, by the way, that chat is working towards here uh is a $3,000 goal, which you can see above Alex's beautiful face. Um that is uh your reward at those $3,000 will be that I will commit to hosting in November one parenthesis one Saturday stream which will all be focused on community play. So we'll have a game that the pure focus is community chaos. We'll be hosting some kind of Mario Kart, Minecraft, Deep Rock Galactic. Pick your thing. We'll have chat vote in the Discord on what it's going to be and then I will run that and for every $1,000 we pass $3,000, I'll commit to an additional month of those. So 3,000 is November, 4,000 is December and so on. Um Minecraft, yes, we'll do Minecraft. Um but we'll probably do like a a fun

interesting weird mod pack uh that's designed for like multiplayer nonsense. Like we might do like a lucky block Minecraft day. Uh which is where the entire ground is made of lucky blocks and you can just dig them up and make stuff.
Oh, that'll be fun.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. More mining and rocks and stone. Also true. Things that are present in Minecraft. That is
like I've got a lot of community games, but I don't think you like any of them.
I think we just have very different tastes in community games. Like you like a lot of Fasmo and DVD.
Repo.
I like Repo. Goose goose duck.
GGD is not my bag. Repo is. I do like
GGD is not your bag.
Yeah,
Repo. Yeah, Repo could be fun, especially with the multiplayer mod. You could have like
a bunch of people running around.
Bunch of people and then it's just chaos.
It is absolute chaos. repo, if you've never played it, is what if Tiny Pill robots helped pull an Indiana Jones on

uh haunted places and also got blown up a lot by some very creepy stuff. Um, which is all made much less creepy by the fact that you can knock most of them over and then pick them up and slam them on the ground until they die, which is kind of nice. So, can you do that to Trudge or does Trudge just weigh a ton?
He weighs a ton. You can after you have enough like strength and if you have enough people,
you guys kind of can, but he weighs a ton.
Yeah. What? Hold on. What is going on over here?
Bowling soccer. Dwarf soccer.
It literally is dwarf soccer.
What the hell? How did this happen?
Grog.
Oh. Um, I'm going to have some stew out of my steines cuz we have to have all the stuff in Stein today.
I That was I said beverages. I did not

say uh food.
I mean, what is what is a stew if not a a food that is a beverage?
Yeah, you got a point.
Okay. No, that's fair. Ah,
wait. What hap what what am I holding?
Uh, I don't Oh, you're holding a uh that's one of the goals. Okay, Max says, "Happy 2 days after your birthday. I sent you a message, but I'm asking a different message to tell you to ignore that message cuz it's no longer true. Okay, thank you. See you later." All right, great. Excellent. Awesome. I will read the message and then ignore it so that I understand what you're saying.
And now everyone can read it so then they can ignore it.
That's right. That's exactly how that works. Okay,
let's see. I'm scrolling up here. I want to make sure we're not forgetting anybody who's been generous.
Also, thank you so much, Alchemy, for sending me a picture of the Taco Bell Mountain Dew Baja Blast limited time Baja Blast pie.
Please don't kill barrels and launch.
It says it's yours by a slice of luck. [clears throat]
And I think I would get radiation

poisoning from eating that.
Let's see. Book Book has been doing the good work, I believe, of team order here. Yes. $2,358 for direct relief. That is quite lovely.
That is I mean we're we're just we're just plowing through it.
Um question. Should we hang out for a year and just chitchat for the next 10 until uh until we have to uh switch in next guest or what do you want to do, Will? How do you want to play it? It's your birthday. You know, it's your big day.
These are these are good questions and if I were smart, I would have answers to these questions. AL, we could quiz Will on his on his on birthday things.
Okay.
Um, let's see. [screaming and groaning]
Will.
Yes.
What's your favorite age you've been?
I don't know, man. Like, some of them, I guess. [laughter]
You heard it here first.

Some of them. What is your favorite birthday gift you've ever received?
Oh, yeah.
I think you just want to brag.
This is This is not a trick question. I promise.
It genuinely is. Um, for my birthday this year, Alk got me one of the best twoin- one presents uh I've ever gotten, which is that we're going to go see Hades Town together, which both means that I get to see Al and like
hold hands with her. Ridiculous. I know. Also, why is the gravity off?
Yeah, what happened to the gravity?
Did I leave you Gremlins alone for too long and now the gravity?
But also, Hades Town is one of my favorite musicals and is traveling in the area near me. Uh, and I'm super excited to go see it. Uh, because it's a really good story.
Calibration completed.
Um, yeah. [screaming]
Thank you, Z. You are fantastic. Thank

you so much for stopping by and for helping chat figure out where the nuke button is.
Is there a ball that goes with this these things or is it just barrels?
Uh there there is a ball. We kicked it down into the launch bay.
Oh, I'll get it. Where is it?
Uh so that's probably one of my favorites. Um other standouts include
Whoa. What was that?
What the?
That is what happens when you drink flint lock beer.
Oh god.
And I I had this during the last mission.
Um you just kind of get uh rocket jumped everywhere. Please enjoy.
Um trying to think of like what other standouts I've I've gotten for my birthday.
My first ever smartphone
was a birthday present. And that was pretty cool because

um for me, smartphone's been a huge accessibility tool for like notes and reminder things and the like. Uh because my brain is usually Swiss cheese as exhibited today by the fact that too much stuff [music] is making brain go.
Please just let the be as fun times go. There are better options available. So yeah, but the Hades Town is tops.
Very nice.
It's very is very good. Um.
Whoa. Disco S spawn.
Work those hips, minor boy.
Woo.
Okay. Okay. Okay. Get it.
Look at this. Uh, I will turn it on you. What's your favorite birthday gift you've ever gotten?

My favorite birthday gift I've ever gotten?
Wow, that's a very good question. Um, my birthday used to always fall on spring break when I was in like grade school. And so I think my favorite birthday gift was the year I turned 18. My brother had just gone off to the Navy and I got a birthday trip to go visit him on base.
Nice.
When he was stationed in Corpus Christi and so I got to go see him and we got to spend time and see the Gulf of Mexico and go tour like airship carriers and stuff. It was really cool.
Nice.
Yeah, those are always really fun. Um, yeah.
Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. I'd rather my favorite gifts are experiences rather than like things personally.
Things go away.
I think when we [laughter] a long time ago when we started uh

dating, Al told me under that in in no uncertain terms that flowers were like not a thing that I should like do. So, it's been things like Legos slightly more durable if we can't do experiences
because they're like Lego bouquets. By the way, free pro tip for nerds out there looking for cute gifts for significant nerd others. Lego bouquet. A+ cuz then you can build it together. So, it's an activity and a thing.
Yeah. The the botanical Lego sets are really pretty.
Mhm. And the architecture ones are also really pretty, but in a very different way.
I want the Game Boy.
Yes.
Oh, yeah. The Lego Game Boy. Mhm.
Because the truth of it is you want I want it because uh it's small.
No.
Like I uh I Jamie and I saw the Jaws set

in um in a Target and I was like, "Oh, that'd be great." It's also too big. Like there's no space.
Did you see that? There's a Jaws secret layer now.
Yes, I will be getting that.
Okay. I thought you might
I want the Rivendell set.
Yeah, the Rivendell set looks cool.
It's just so expensive.
Oh, no.
It's like $700.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Also, I just this I the space I can't I can't. Again, you guys, I think have more space than than we do. Uh
cuz you're in New York.
Yes.
Yeah. Um, also free free pro tip for anyone who is like in control of your own living situation but doesn't have a lot of space. A thing that you could do with Legos, and this is kind of fun and a little
take them apart.
H, no,
put them back together.
Yeah, but when you put them back together, um, take the middle like the find like the center of gravity axis along like one or both directions, probably one, and then do like

multiples, but you get fishing line. and you put it in the model cuz Lego bricks tapping together won't break the fishing line and they can support their own weight with the tension from the Legos, right?
And then you flip it over and you can like hang them from like the ceiling if you want or like other places
to like help display them. You can also get my uh one of my roommates got the Starry Night
Oh yeah.
thing. And there there's a company that makes frames
to help you protect and store it like and to put on a wall. And it even has like a special thing for the little Van Go mini figure cuz the the Starry Knight is like the three-dimensional version of Star Knight in Lego. But then there's also a little figure of Van Go with a little Lego like single brick Star Knight.
Like so you can have him looking at the Star Knight, painting Star Knight on your wall, which is kind of cool. They'll be upside down then. Yes. But they'll be right side up when you look at them because you'll be looking up at them

in your heart.
That's true. Uh, okay. To facilitate things, Al, when you were not here being a radiant addition to this chaotic pile of stream, uh, where can people find you? Tell us what you do. Do do all the things.
Tell us what Tell them what I do like for a living.
Tell them what where they can find you. Tell us tell us what your what your text
tell us all your thoughts on God cuz I really want to meet him.
Oh my god that's a that's a longer stream. [laughter] Um
on Twitch I am alchemy A L C H A M E E on Twitter and Blue Sky YouTube. All the stuff it is basically the same. There may just be like a TTV after it or something but I'm around. I'm on all the I'm on all the socials. I'm on all the platforms. Discord, all that good stuff. Yeah. Uh, and she'll be live tomorrow with some kind of spooky game for the the spooky holidays. You can also find

her here generally um
making me crack up in the middle of other life serious moment. She's very good at that.
Not to play video [laughter] games.
Thank you so much for taking time out of your busy Saturday to come to come in out and brighten our day. And uh we hope to I'll sure I'll be talking to you later as this nonsense progresses into its penultimate form. Whatever that is.
It's okay. Link also says goodbye. See
bye Link's [laughter] feet.
Uh very confusing. But thank you. The funny three numbers on the back of your card. Thank you. Shush Max.
Yep. Yep. Yep. I got you. I'll DM them to you later. [laughter]
All right, everybody say bye, Al. Bye, Adam.
All right. I've just gotten word uh I didn't give Adam the password, but I just did.
Okay. Great. Excellent. Awesome. And when when he's ready in the thing, we can do the thing and then we'll go. Uh

we're doing
my next assignment because otherwise I don't have a an idea of what we're doing. So, we're going
That's fine.
Uh we're doing more kite seeds. Uh, next.
Oh, here we go. We We got an Adam. Hold up. Let's see. Let's get him added to the scene. Let's unmute him. We're ready. You ready? There he is.
Hello, Adam.
Whoa. Am I on? Is it happening?
It's happening.
It is in fact.
Whoa.
Okay. I I have to ask immediately. [laughter] What animal is that? Because it's amazing.
Well, I I believe that you can piece it together. Ah, that's so good.
That that is uh all all the original Space Jam, is it not?
It is, of course, from the original Space Jam. Um I mean this I believe I bought this outfit before the new Space Jam had even even existed. So confident

that it is the original.
Nice. Nice.
Amazing. Amazing.
Uh
and of course, happy happy early uh hall weekend to everyone. Happy early hall weekend.
Gets things started early.
That's right.
That's how we like to do it.
Yeah. Uh Adam, for those not familiar with your work, could you introduce yourself to our audience as I queue up this uh this mission which will uh do very little to explain Deep Rock Galactic and do everything to explain what we're doing today.
Great. Uh I can't wait to do this. [music] Hello everybody. My My name is Adam and I make a show called Jet Lag the Game. It's a travel competition show um where we we do such things as play hideand seek across the entire country of Japan um or sort of circumn the globe on commercial flights or race to get to as many countries in Europe as possible in a week. uh such such activities as this. Um it is uh and and Matt Matt was on a

little special that we did recently where we combined our sort of public transit uh game design uh stuff with Magic the Gathering gameplay and that was that was a fun time.
That was great.
That was I saw that. It was really good. My favorite uh genuine my favorite part is when you all had to like break out lights to finish the game in the park at dark. Yeah. Uh, no. Cuz like
that is 100% so magic, right? That you're like, "Ah, yes, this will surely be a short game later of you just like, oh god, wait." And you're just trying to find lethal. Matt, by the way, um, if you look in the upper leftand corner, chat, can't see it cuz it's under Adam. Um, you see a thing that says resonance target proximity.
I don't know what that means. Okay. So, there's a little flashing bar in the upper leftand corner of your screen.
Yeah,
that's a distance thing. That's a hot and cold. You're trying to find it and

then you're going to dig when it like starts getting all of the yellow bar fills all the way up, meaning you're right on top of it,
right?
And then you will uh get the that the next part of our mission objective.
Adam, are you familiar at all with this game of Deep Rock Galactic?
I got no clue what's going on, my brother. Okay,
excellent. So, we are we are space dwarves. Um, and we are mining. Uh, there are there are bugs everywhere. We have different objectives that we're trying to accomplish. Um, and chat today uh can summon all kinds of terrible, awful bugs and monsters to to fight us and try and kill us and like
Oh, great. That's amazing. That's an invisible monster. That's wonderful, chat. I love I love that I now know that there are invisible monster bugs.
So, yeah, Adam, you remember at my birthday we were playing Fallout, which

I recall. Yes,
um this is not that. This is um how do I
The chaos in this is, I think, even more chaotic than was available in Fallout.
So, your goal is simply to mine. You're just trying to collect ore and such.
We We have We have We have a specific mining objective in this one. Yes. Um we're trying to uh use a scanner to um to sort of triangulate a thing and then we'll have a special mission that's part of that. Uh but yes, it's mining. So like here I'm mining down to find the thing that we're looking for and it's this.
Whoa. He's got it. Now can I ask a few questions?
Absolutely. Okay, good luck.
One question is, I'm hearing a lot of mention of this chat. Is there a way that I can see what the chat is?
If you go to twitch.tvision/extra credits, you can find chat.
Okay. Okay.
Oh god, I'm stuck in a pit. I'm so good at this video game.

Um, like literally got off the desk the second. Yeah. No, absolutely. He knows. He knows when his viewing public is there.
Shoot them.
Oh, sorry. I was drilling in.
Whoa. Okay. What's crazy is that when I go to Twitch, I can see us like when on my screen when I'm on this video call, my resolution's so bad. But then on Twitch, I can see it and we look great.
Yeah. But you see 7 seconds delayed.
Yeah. You're you're also seeing it 7 seconds delayed.
I know. I know. But I I um
Oh, it's very difficult to see what's going on here. Yeah. Sometimes
saying shout out to Twitch, I guess. Shout out, I guess, to Twitch compression.
That's right. Um, I'm getting a lot of I'm experiencing quite a number of advertisements. Twitch would like me to watch 2 minutes and 45 seconds of advertisements.
Yeah, that sounds like Twitch.
Uh oh, you happen to be going Okay, so the way that this works is um you're familiar with the way that YouTube does ads at like predetermined, I guess,

segments of the of the video, right? And it figures out like where ads should be.
Yes, I am familiar with this. Yes. Twitch in their infinite wisdom has decided that rather than do that they do pre-rolls
do it all at the start
right so as as someone has decided hey those guys at extra credits seem like they're doing something cool
what if instead of getting to decide whether or not I wanted to watch them I had to watch 3 minutes of ads before I did um
so at the top of every hour we run 3 minutes of ads to turn them off to turn all the pre-rolls off so that people can come and go. Okay. All right. That's a boss. Um without them. But it does mean that at the top of every hour, everybody gets 3 minutes of ads. Uh
I see. So, do you guys sort of take an ad break when this occurs?
Generally speaking, if it's like if it's if it's more planned content, yes. Like for breakfast, we do like a little improv game where we do fake advertisements for things that you can't buy while Twitch gets real advertisements for things that you can

buy. I am. So, for instance,
and that way people don't miss the stories we're talking about while the the Twitch garbage is going on.
Alchemy, why thank you for spawning a giant bug monster boss to chase after me.
Love you, too.
Yeah.
Um, uh,
now, now, well,
yes.
Can I ask how old you're turning? Is this public information?
Uh, I am,
besides being down, I'm turning six.
So, I am I am over the middle of my 30s. I am now in my late 30s.
Oh boy.
Well, no, no, that's not true. 36 is not your late 30s. That's That's outrageous.
I would say I'm almost dead.
You're in your mid30s. 36 is still mid30s. Late 30 is the earliest you could say late 30 starts is 37. And I would say it's questionable if 37 is even I 38 is late 30s without a doubt. 39 for sure. 37 questionable. 36. You are comfortably mid30s.

Okay, great. Oh, it's on fire. It's spewing fire everywhere.
I agree. I agree, Adam.
Right. I think it's easy. I think it's actually You just do it in groups of three. When you're 30, you're 30, right? Y
31 through 33, early 30s, 34 through 36, mid30s, 37 through 39, late 30s, and then when you're 40, you're 40.
Yeah. Um
Right. Cuz you wouldn't say you wouldn't if someone was 30, you wouldn't say I'm in my early 30s. You'd be like, "I'm 30." You know what I mean?
That's true.
The earliest 30.
This is huge.
Oh god.
Now that I got through the ads, now I can take a screenshot of this so that I can tweet it out.
Perfect. Thank you, buddy.
Well, there was stuff.
I'm dead. Well, I'm going to call if you want. Uh uh Adam, is this for where the charity is for direct relief?
Okay, great.
Wait, no. I look crazy in that

screenshot. Okay, I have to look. [laughter] I'm sort of insane because I'm delayed. I'm like
I'm just going to have to smile for more than 7 seconds.
Yeah, I'm ready [laughter] to smile for seven seconds.
Just like the world's worst oldtimey dger type, right? [laughter] I think I got it.
That's amazing.
Oh, that's right. I was doing this because I don't have enough stuff to put all the things in, but we need a resupply cuz I'm out of ammo. Amazing.
Um,
uh, Adam, are we allowed to talk about what we did last night? Uh, we are, but only in vague terms. Well, oh no, no, we're not. Okay, let's
we are not what we did last night.
Um, [laughter]
is this like I know what you did last summer only last night in many ways.

Yes. Sorry. Tell me what we're raising money for again. And I should know this direct.
Okay, wonderful.
Ready? Um,
getting supplies.
Armstrong. Listen, listen, listen. We didn't ask to be anyone's internet dads. We just kind of became everyone's adopted internet dads. So, okay, we have one more resonance target to get, and it's the beta one, and I'm closing in on it. And we also need to get uh 10 fleas.
I I No, I we've had We only need two more fleas.
Yes. I believe I have found them.
Oh god, they're all right. Well, all bugs are rainbow colors.
Thanks, Adam.
All right, I've posted. I posted. We're going to see if we get anybody new in the chat
because of my wonderful post.
You know, that means the world. Thank god.
Whoa, look, they're coming in. Here they are.

There's six new people in here.
Boom.
Boom. Amazing.
This is going to change everything.
Everything. Welcome six new people. Oh, you you would be surprised how much um
Oh, yeah.
like the pivot happens cuz uh because Twitch does
um sort of an adversarial system cuz it doesn't have an algorithm, right? Because that would make too much sense.
It does rankings based solely on viewer count.
So, the we got more people coming in. Look at that one. We're at 106. more more people coming in is uh more people finding the stream because we get ranked more highly.
It's
this is huge.
It is indeed.
This is going to change everything.
Big and large.
Huge. Large. In fact.
Oh boy.
Well, I mean Matt, we could reveal that we were hanging out yesterday.
We were hanging out yesterday.
We were hanging out. We were chatting. I
We were chatting to a lot of people.

Is this the most oblique way to do this? I love it.
Well, I I do a thing I feel like whenever I hang out with Matt, especially if I am having a wonderful little drink where I sort of pull out my calendar and all [laughter] right, Matt, let's let's make a plan here. Let's, you know,
I want to I want to call out Adam for doing something that not enough of my friends do. So, you're you know when you're all sitting around and you're like, "Oh, man. Cool thing X, Y, and Z." Oh, we definitely got to do that. And then no one like does anything about it. Adam will always be like, "Let's open the calendar. Let's put this in the book.
Let's open up that cow. Let's open up that goddamn Cal app. Let's take a look. Let's get something on the books." We're all there. We're all saying, "Oh my gosh, we got to do this thing. It'd be so fun to do." I say, "Let's put it on the books." Let's actually do
about it is
the thing about it is that like I think that there are some cases where you are hanging out with a group of people maybe you don't know that well or whatever and

you're all like oh we should all get dinner we should all do it and you're kind of in your head like yeah I don't you know we're not all we're you know it's fine but it's but it's nice for us to all live you know it's nice for us to all pretend like we're going to get dinner right but when you're
you know it's polite it's polite for all of us to to have this charade. Um, but
when you're actually um
with people that you like and you're talking about something that you actually would want to do,
it's like let's get something on the books
and we we planned two things. Are you comfortable?
We planned two [laughter] different events.
Are we are you comfortable with me saying what we planned?
Oh, sure. Sure. No, lock it in. So, uh, one of them I believe was a general, uh, Mario Party hangout or
Mario Party hang for sure.
And then the other one was, uh, with myself and, uh, Josh Nasser and Chandler

doing a one shot.
Yeah.
Yes.
Ref do that and then get on here.
Got you.
We're going to have
So, we made two plans, right? I think I'm going too.
You are? Well, yeah. The four of us.
I'm booting up the elevator. you were you're here. So that just was implied,
but for a second I was like, "Oh, no." Was I was you for us?
You didn't [clears throat] that I was involved in the scheduling, but I'm actually not. [laughter]
Imagine Imagine what a what a wonderful
Thanks so much for planning the fun thing.
Terrible.
No, imagine what a wonderful soul you would be if you were so drunk that you wanted to facilitate other people's joy. And we're like, "No, it's okay. I don't need to." That is the type of crap that I would do though. [laughter]
Also,
thank you so much for the nice words.
Sorry, Adam. What was that?
Oh, no. Well, I have a question. I have another question. If you
Yes.
Um, so when I when I was on the stream for your birthday, I was able to go to a

thingy and donate money and it allowed me to do stuff to mess with you.
That is also going right now.
So, how would I do that? So, if you go um if you're on the the the page and you see our faces below us on sort of the left hand side, there's a button that says crowd control.
If you click on that button, that'll take you to a page where you can
get coins by donating to our charitable cause. Um and then
great.
One of these days I'll actually shoot the glyphid with like a gun and not with a flare.
Yeah, I'm trying.
Oh, why am I flint locked? Why? Oh god, I'm being flint locked. Okay, I'm sorry everybody.
No, folks, he's flint locked.
He's flint locked. You don't want that.
This
I knew I I was I've been really worried that he's going to get
and our worst fears came to came to fruition.
What?
Okay.
I am getting in here.

Now, the words might not make sense, but you can.
No. No. I don't know what any of these words mean.
You can probably glean um the the detriment from context.
Oh yeah. So, anything that says spawn is uh generally
Oh, yeah.
a big old angry bug that we have to fight,
which would be very detrimental like say right now because we're in a little itty bitty mine shaft and can't get out.
Okay, great. I am.
This is where we wipe the mission, by the way, chat. Just so everyone's clear.
On it.
Okay, no problem, guys.
Oh, yeah. No, that'll Yes, like that. Exactly like that.
Did you do that? Did you do the
There's my guy.
Oh my god. We're so screwed. We're dead.
Oh, yes. No, that's that was that's perfect, Adam. There you go. All right.
So, now
wait, we can't even hurt him.
No, we can't. Oh god, I'm out of ammo.

Oh, we have to kill all the little things first, I think.
There's a bunch of them.
This is great.
Yeah, you caused some chaos here.
This is Look,
it's all freaking cause, you know.
It is. Okay, so that thing's coming down. Um,
do we have enough to like
I don't know.
Is there is there nitra down here? Tide guard is insane. I don't think
Oh, yeah. No, no, no, no. For sure. I'm going to try and scoot around and get the objective while you all try very hard to not die cuz that
great.
Um, yeah, I'm going to do that. Um,
I can see people in the chat. Ooh. Oh, hi everybody. Oh, now I I just figured this part out. Oh, Dublium says they're excited for Scab. Oh, that's so wonderful.
Excellent.
Okay, there is a supply pod over here next to me. Scab, I I uh I love that you

made that thing, man.
It's going to be fun. It's going to be fun. Well, and I I know you are uh you're you're going to be pushing it a little bit video.
I believe um
you know, it's fun. It's good. It's uh it's it's fun to uh you know, work in slightly different mediums. You go to do a little a little docu series, a little different from our normal stuff. Um, oh, Casey Gecko is excited for Scab and Hideandseek UK. Yes, Hideandseek UK. That's going to be a fun season.
There are a lot of like really cool places that you could do cool stuff with in the UK.
Yes. Yes. I mean, it's a very beautiful uh sort of country of countries. The UK is
true.
Um, they're doing the season 16 premiere in London. You know, I'm not sure there's even going to I don't think there's actually going to be a season 16 premiere. We don't usually do premieres for every season. We typically do them for like every other or like every three seasons or so. Um, and more commonly we

do them when we have guests. Um,
just a classic three of us hide-and-seek. So, I do not think there will be a premiere at all, unfortunately.
Are we still fighting this hive guard?
Yes. No. Adam picked really well. If Adam wanted maximum chaos per dollar for charity, Adam picked really well for just blindly guessing which things should.
No, this is this is very good. Well done.
Oh, and I have um 50 coins left, so I'm going to um I'm going to make uh some confetti.
There you go. It's perfect.
Hey, look at that.
Yeah, look at that confetti. pretty fun.
I've summoned this giant monster that'll eat your face. Uh, and some confetti will fly out of everyone. Just
the the disparity of things that are available to us here is ridiculous.
Uh, where'd it go?
Yeah, I don't know. It keeps

disappearing. And does it keep healing?
Uh, nope. It just keeps becoming invincible again.
Oh,
so it's got it's got some armor stuff.
Can I drill through it? Uh maybe.
Well, it's hurting me a lot. So,
yeah. I mean, it it going to do that.
All right. I'm throwing C4 at this thing.
That seems good. I am also uh out of I'm also out of
uh primary ammo. So,
seems crazy what y'all are up to in there.
Oh, yeah. You know, we are um
wild stuff.
We are we are still fighting what you have wrought.
Yeah. Shoot.
For you guys. Anyway, [laughter]
that um
I I do love that this is like exactly what we need from our guests is is this level of like, hey, I'm here to help you with your thing. Die [laughter]